McDonald's Q and A

3987. I heard that Ronald Mc Donald is now more Hamburger than man, is this true?
No. Ronald McDonald is a man, not a hamburger


3930. Why did your emplyees ejactulate into my grandmother's milkshake?

lol :D
 
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Do you lads think you can get in trouble for submitting a question which might make them look bad (such as staff letting their loads lose in food?)? I'll get a cheap laugh from the answer but I doubt they'll take too kindly to it ;)
 
Wow, there new secret advertising campaign is working wonders, this is on a few sites i frequent now. ;)

Funny you should say that because after looking at this thread I took a notion for a McChicken Sandwich so I went and got one for my tea. As usual, it was vastly disappointing but I still take hankerings for them occasionally. Maybe it's all the chemicals.
 
[DW]Muffin;10120891 said:
:D:D:D:D:D

I'm dying here >_<

McDonald's food contains nothing that should make a healthy person ill or feel sick in any way and all ingredients that are used are similar to those you would buy in the supermarket or use at home.
 
Nothing was worse than the abomination of a decision that was dropping the vanilla milkshake.

What the hell were they thinking?

Not quite as bad as the Monster Munch scandal of '95 when Walker's took over the brand from Smith's crisps and dropped Beef Monster Munch.
 
I hate the fact they dont do supersize any more.

It really annoys me. I'm not fat or overweight, so why has my choice been restricted by those who are :(
 
8. why is there and aditive in your drinking straws that makes people adicted to your food
This is not true. There are absolutely no additives in McDonald's drinking straws. (June 2007)

lol!
 
3732. Why do people in McDonalds outlets always have greasy skin and spots? Is it because you don't pay them enough for them to buy soap?


Many young people as well as older people suffer from spots or have skin problems at some point in their lives. This doesn’t happen to people who work at McDonald’s any more than it does to people working in other places of employment.
 
LOL I'm loving it.

79. i like McDonalds a lot but since 9/11 and the not so good one in london i am scared of terrorist attacks and avoid the bigger resturants. can you tell me how many terrorist threats/warnings you have had? have any stores been blown up by the islam and have been covered up in the papers? VMT

The threat level has been at a raised state since 9/11 and at one stage raised to its highest level as a result of recent events in Glasgow and London. There has never been any specific threat made to the company or its stores. Stores are always on the alert especially if finding suspicious items in the stores that no one claims - on these occasions McDonald's communicates with the Police which may well result in the store being temporally closed to deal with such incidents. There have been no stores blown up by any organisation. (August 2007)
 
[TW]Fox;10122099 said:
I hate the fact they dont do supersize any more.

It really annoys me. I'm not fat or overweight, so why has my choice been restricted by those who are :(

Feel exactly the same :( I liked the supersize drink more than anything.
 
Just asked:
Have any of your employees tried to simply walk into Mordor?
Ive heard that one does not do this?
If this is true, can you tell me how much a quarter-Pounder Meal with a Vanilla milkshake was in the Rivendell branch of Macdonalds.

Thank you very much.

:D
 

hehe thats a good one!

Heres another classic.. still reading:

183. You say you use 100% beef, but I heard that "100% beef" is the name of the company...and you use any old cuts..is this true?

No, this is just another myth. All McDonald's hamburgers are made of beef. Nothing else. Just 100 percent beef, made from whole cuts of forequarter and flank (similar to the mince you'd buy in the supermarket). All that's added is a pinch of salt and pepper after cooking.

210. why is your food finger lickin good?
McDonald's takes care to create food that tastes good and uses good quality ingredients. (August 2007)
 
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