XFACTOR!!!! ITS BACK!!!

Wow I hadn't considered that some of the viewing audience couldn't tell that some people can't sing, but I suppose that's the logical conclusion considering how deluded some of the performers are.

Its good entertainment, but those fat dobbers where just sad.
 
Just has he said that a fat bird come on in a wedding dress and I knew exactly how her story would unfold - of course it was a bonus to see her roly poly family.
I couldn't believe it when they started playing The Flumps theme tune as they were walking over the bridge, fantastic! The editing was also most amusing. Firstly the parents were saying "we pushed and pushed her to sing", then when they go in to see the judges it was a case of "we haven't pushed her to sing" - great!
 
Just has he said that a fat bird come on in a wedding dress and I knew exactly how her story would unfold - of course it was a bonus to see her roly poly family.
lol, this is one of the things I love about X-Factor, those people who argue "I am good, I've won karaoke competitions" LMAO!!!

And that guy who had supposedly spend £50k on his singing, god knows what he's spent it all on, I mean he wasn't crap, but he wasn't any good either.

People need help.
 
TV highlight of the year last year for me.

I've got a feeling that this years may be a complete anti-climax after discovering a genuine talent in Leona Lewis.

I noticed the flumps were on GMTV this morning. The parents should be ashamed of allowing their daughter to embarrass herself on TV last Saturday.

I actually enjoy both the auditions and the live shows.
 
And that guy who had supposedly spend £50k on his singing, god knows what he's spent it all on, I mean he wasn't crap, but he wasn't any good either.

And how many people have we seen who are quite clever people (like the pharmacist) but were complete fools when it came to their thoughts on their own talents?
There was even a singing teacher who had sent his star pupil and stood there in front of the panel and tried to tell them she was excellent.
There have been professors and lecturers and the other week was the fat bearded guy who works in finance.
It just shows that next to a genius is an idiot.

Of course I blame the karaoke culture.
I've been to a maximum of 20 karaoke nights, all of them have been on holiday and I've never heard one decent singer but I've heard most of them come off to applause that Robbie Williams would be proud of.
I watched a 14 year old girl completely make a fool of herself singing Flashdance and I didn't know where to turn. When she came off it was as though she was a star and people kept stopping and telling her she should be a star.
Me and the wife just stared at each other and a bloke on the same table asked me if she was any good. I said 'Couldn't you tell?' and he just said 'no'.

This even transposes to people in bands and some of them (even though very talented) can't hear mistakes.
I remember one band I was in my mate did a 16 bar solo where he was one note lower than he should have been.
I turned round and evil eyed him and the bass player did the same but he was non aware. I looked at the drummer and other guitarist but they couldn't hear it either.
The gig had been recorded and it was only then they could hear the mess.
In my own band my two guitarists have no sense of whats right or wrong even though they are excellent musicians but at practise they are complete non musical.
 
Sharon Osbourne + Door = Priceless!

Yeh i caught that bit, where the girl said she was or used to be an apprentice jockey:p.

Not that i watch that rubbish tbh but my bro seems to like it as he had it on. Personally i wish someone would set Simon and that plastic faced bint Dannii on fire....has Dannii ever been a successful singer like her sister, Kylie??
 
I like it when the get to bootcamp.

Now who do we need

1 handful of good looking young girls and boys

a couple of people who can't speak right/cry/emo types

3 good groups (so that there is at least 1 past week 3) if that's even possible

1 person singing on behalf of a dead relation who aways knew their potential.

1 extremely fat person who can really sing

1 extremely ugly person who can sing

2 racial minorities ( to stop complaints, formerly known as token black man)

Someone who is a) handicapped and b) is a good singer is a big plus as well.

Nautrally 90% of those at bootcamp will be good young singers and 80% of them will be shown the door to allow for above variances.
 
Yeh i caught that bit, where the girl said she was or used to be an apprentice jockey:p.

Not that i watch that rubbish tbh but my bro seems to like it as he had it on. Personally i wish someone would set Simon and that plastic faced bint Dannii on fire....has Dannii ever been a successful singer like her sister, Kylie??

http://youtube.com/watch?v=whEnSn0wuJM

Seriously, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a while on TV. :p
 
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