This biker thing.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I've ridden thousands of miles, on 14 different bikes in 15 years, in all types of weather, snow, ice, sun, wind and rain. Over crap covered fen roads, on motorways, on dirt tracks I've done my christmas shopping on one and ridden back with all the presents stuffed up my jacket and in my back pack, I've baited boy racers, blagged the rozzers when I've been pulled for speeding, I've commuted on one at all hours in all weathers.
I've ridden Race reps, Tourers, Trail bikes, Two strokes, V twins, In Line 4s, a V4 and a couple of bike singles.
I've pulled wheelies, done burnouts, Stoppies and Donuts, I've overtaken two up on one wheel once as well, but as god as is my witness..........
I would rather die than call myself a biker.