Soldato
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Wheres the friday jokes!
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I don't think It's technically possiable 
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I don't get it...
Read the joke in a geordie accent.
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Funny ones?
Your mumma is so fat when she jumped up in the air she got stuck.
If she was fat enough to get stuck when jumping in the air, she would be fat enough to get stuck without the jumping.
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You've heard of star-jumps, well your mumma was more into chocolate-bar-jumps. Critical mass don't you know.
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Yeah, ok that was poor. I'll leave now.
Seconded.
3 rats were having a conversation about who was the hardest. The first rat said " im the hardest i eat rat poision for fun" The second rat says " no im the hardest i walk through mouse traps setting them off" The third rat began walking out the door, the two rats shouted out " where you going" the third rat replied " im going home to shag the cat"
The joke thread just peaked!
Sure, for you, I however am still waiting for something funny.
That was the best this thread is going to get by the looks of things,..
Oh I should have added a :sigh: icon thing on my previous message
my shamefully copied joke from google...
A man is sitting in the pub when he hears a bowl of peanuts on the bar saying "Oooh, you really are amazing. Oooh, you are lovely." Then the fruit machine shouted "Rubbish, look at the state of that haircut. And those socks don't go with those shoes." The barman apologised. "I'm sorry," he said, "The nuts are complimentary but the fruit machine is out of order."
A man is sitting in the pub when he hears a bowl of peanuts on the bar saying "Oooh, you really are amazing. Oooh, you are lovely." Then the fruit machine shouted "Rubbish, look at the state of that haircut. And those socks don't go with those shoes." The barman apologised. "I'm sorry," he said, "The nuts are complimentary but the fruit machine is out of order."