Who would you save from a burning house?

aardvark · 19 Nov 2007 at 09:25

genetically most people would save the child - the selfish gene and all that.

oxygene · 19 Nov 2007 at 09:42

useless people. How old is the child? If its under 10 it would prolly be easy to lob them out the nearest window and hope they bounce. After that if yuo mrs really does have no legs shed have a wheelchair so chuck yuor old mum on it are push her down the stairs and out the door/through the wall, then run out with the girfriend on your back whining about her curtains getting ruined. Simple!

.Kencs · 19 Nov 2007 at 10:08

oxygene said:
useless people. How old is the child? If its under 10 it would prolly be easy to lob them out the nearest window and hope they bounce. After that if yuo mrs really does have no legs shed have a wheelchair so chuck yuor old mum on it are push her down the stairs and out the door/through the wall, then run out with the girfriend on your back whining about her curtains getting ruined. Simple!

PMSL

jackthezipper · 19 Nov 2007 at 10:41

Whoever I found first I would help to get out but as soon as I thought they could make it themselves I;d go back for others. Lover + kid I could carry kid + help other. My house is tiny though so I could do it all very quick.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 19 Nov 2007 at 10:45

I'd ring the Fire Birgade.

ots3go · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:04

I'd hide the petrol cannister and the matches.

The Dread Pirate · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:18

roysters said:
I'd die trying to save them all

So would I tbh as well as them I'd also try to save my PC

peetee · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:24

ok ill be serious, im opting for choice D) My signed picture of jamie carragher and the tub of ben and jerrys in the freezer

basmic · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:32

I'm not fussed, as long as I can get to my backup harddrive first - and maybe my photographs, and new monitor.

Helium_Junkie · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:44

Depends if I thought my beautiful lover would ever forgive me for choosing her over our child... I'm sure my mother wouldn't.
Since neither me or the mrs are interested in kids, I cant really decide.

Dark_Injection · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:48

Touch wood i never have to choose!

The Dread Pirate · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:50

$qu!ff said:
So would I tbh as well as them I'd also try to save my PC

Having said that I don't have a Lover or child so I'd Have to save the old mother goose and my PC

LordSplodge · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:51

My MacBook.

But if that has become melted **** I would save the lover. The screaming brat can melt, as long as the lover is still fertile it can be replaced...

platypus · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:51

Well, one would assume your lover can get out, so the child. My mother and I have never gotten on, perhaps I started the fire in the first place... :eek:

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Kreeeee · 19 Nov 2007 at 11:51

Zip said:
TBH i would save my beautiful lover.

I would love my kids, but i wouldnt be "In love" with my kids, if that makes sence to you.

My girlfriend would probably kill me after saving her though

Doohickey said:
Had an accident. No legs.

Even without legs?

Zip · 19 Nov 2007 at 12:02

Kreeeee said:
Even without legs?

Yes, even with no legs.

Dont be so shallow

.Kencs · 19 Nov 2007 at 12:04

LordSplodge said:
My MacBook.

But if that has become melted **** I would save the lover. The screaming brat can melt, as long as the lover is still fertile it can be replaced...

PMSL....no thats logical thinking, apart from the screaming brat if he/she was my own lol

fRostiE · 19 Nov 2007 at 12:38

well, because youve said who would i save, and not attempt to save, your suggesting i would be successful regardless of who they were

so... errrr.... everyone

out of the three tho, probably the child

William · 19 Nov 2007 at 12:41

Probably the child. Probably my guitar, if nobody is left alive then none of them can tell you made the wrong choice. And you get to play the guitar.

Hawk Tuah · 19 Nov 2007 at 12:48

I would try and save anyone, regardless of who they are, what they've done or what I think of them.