My wife has totally stunned me tonight !!

drunkenmaster said:
the secret is, girls don't like dancing on nasty old fat guys, but thats their job. for every guy they would maybe be attracted to and dance in a club with like that, they'll probably do a 50 or 100 lapdances they don't enjoy. jobs and jobs a job. go to a club, and ask same hotness girls to rub up on you for free :p
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Well, of course I know that "secret" already, but ofc they will fake liking you... and you must know it of course...

My mate went to a lapdance club and spent about £200 quid there, £25 a dance apparently. He had a whale of a time! He was describing it to me afterwards, all these incredibly hot girls were swooning all over him... but at one point he ran out of "chips" so the girls were disappointed...

He was so excited even, when she saw one of the "main girls" on the front dancefloor, she "gave him the eye" and then afterwards came straight over and offered him a dance! I was just stunned that he didn't just see, "she saw an opportunity and went for it". They *DON'T* like you, you are a Consumer, they are a Producer, thats the relationship you have. Also, as consumer, you have no control over the arrangement whatsoever, other than to go elsewhere... and with little alternatives, thats not really a position of strength.

Seriously... women have a lot of power over men, more so than the other way around...
 
I've already checked their website and its strictly girl dancers only, nothing dodgy at all !!
 
Phate said:
Sports Bar along Bishopsgate is the only one I've been to, it's ok, £15 a dance, makes a fun night out.
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I dstinctly remember stumbling around Shoreditch with a few work colleagues (including girls) trying to find somewhere to watch the footy (can't remember which game - long time ago). Found said 'Sports Bar', was slightly preterbed when we found what was inside! Good night though! Sport and strippers.

I find Browns, slightly further up Bishopsgate, a better place to go though.
 
The moment you agreed to go to a lapdancing club, she secretly filed for divorce. I had a girlfriend once who asked to watch some pron with me - whooohooo, I thought, only for her to burst into tears when I started nodding like one of those dogs on the parcel shelf of the car in front which had been taking Ecstasy all night.

Don't be fooled!
 
Shoseki said:
Theres something so wrong about lapdancing... I don't mean morally, I don't give a damn what people do with their own lives (consciously)... its just - the girls like dancing, the guys like the girls dancing, the girls get paid... that seems kinda one sided.

I kinda feel exploited tbh. You can look but you can't touch. Why set yourself up like that?

Thats like... walking past an amazing restaurant, standing outside smelling the food... then do nothing. Don't go in. In fact, don't even eat that night. Except the wife.
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Well said!

Though dating a lapdancer can be fun as long as you don't go and see them work... You'd be surprised how many lapdancers are actually quite insecure and timid!! I'm not joking. Besides all the banter is fake, they just want money - they don't give a **** about you and probably are going out with the world's biggest bouncers who happen to be stood behind you ;) Seriously though a lot of girls do it just for the money - an ex of mine used to make 1500 a week sometimes... it's not a glamorous world it's actually quite grimy and horrid.

Sounds a bit dodgy to me, but maybe she's doing it for the lads and expects you to be a gentleman and not be one of the lads that night? Maybe she's trying to warm you up for later? ;) Or maybe she's feeling guilty...
 
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Shes testing you , really she is!

She is expecting you to say NO, why would i want to look at other women when have you me etc.... bla bla bla.

Do at your own risk!

Personally id go though :)
 
Garyj881 said:
Shes testing you , really she is!

She is expecting you to say NO, why would i want to look at other women when have you me etc.... bla bla bla.

Do at your own risk!

Personally id go though :)
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i think your right to be honest, NO women would do this unless she is tryin to tell u she either has a job there OR is into that kinda thing :D
 
Have you checked the car for dents? has your expensive dress watch been through the washing machine?

Maybe she just knows what lads like to do and recognises it for the harmless fun it is?

I went to one once and enjoyed myself. The girls were quite chatty and usually struck up some sort of conversation before offering a dance. The one girl I did have a dance from (well 2 actually - she was pretty hot :p) chatted for at least 10 minutes before asking if I wanted a dance. It was kinda more civilised than the cattle market I was expecting.

At the end of the day, I'm fully aware that the girls were most likely not in the slightest bit interested in what I had to say and in a different social setting would never give me the time of day but at least they had the decency to pretend to like me before I paid them to wiggle their pert breasts and firm buttocks in my face :D
 
Bigstan said:
Have you checked the car for dents? has your expensive dress watch been through the washing machine?

Maybe she just knows what lads like to do and recognises it for the harmless fun it is?

I went to one once and enjoyed myself. The girls were quite chatty and usually struck up some sort of conversation before offering a dance. The one girl I did have a dance from (well 2 actually - she was pretty hot :p) chatted for at least 10 minutes before asking if I wanted a dance. It was kinda more civilised than the cattle market I was expecting.

At the end of the day, I'm fully aware that the girls were most likely not in the slightest bit interested in what I had to say and in a different social setting would never give me the time of day but at least they had the decency to pretend to like me before I paid them to wiggle their pert breasts and firm buttocks in my face :D
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Did you get any feet action stan?:D
 
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