LMAO @ Scuzi
How about just tying the tree up so it can't fall over and just let the kitten get on with having some fun.
Watching ours was seriously funny
Just hang a catnip infused toy at the bottom of the tree. It used to stop mine clambering up the tree, he used to get distracted by the catnip and forget that he was about to climb the tree.
Does your cat climb trees when he's out?
Putting tinsel stopped our cat.
She hates the stuff.
Let him out so he can climb things to hi hearts content, that should tire him out a bit too. It's way too cruel to keep a cat locked up inside the house.
Tryed artfully arranging the wires for the lights? Most cats seem pre-programmed to hate electrical wires and try and avoid them.
Give your vet a call in the morning. A friend of mine did that last year, but I can't remember what he recommended, sorry.