One to make all of you blokes wince........

My beloved OH had complications following his vasectomy last year and 'aubergine' is a very good description.

If you can get some, try adding a little tincture of calendula to your bath or water that you use to bathe the affected area. Try your local health shop.

Wish you better soon, it sounds really awful.
 
I think I can relate to the OP's pain, only I did it several times and liked it, too! However, if you really want to see something that will make you feel uncomfortable, there's a video from a fan of a well known body modification website, who is using a hatchet to test how it works against his privates :D

There's no way I am going to even suggest the name of the file, it's way too hardcore!
 
I have a huge collection of PC games, Crysis, GTR2, Battlefield 2, Flight Simulator(s) RPG's The list goes on & on...

I have 100's of DVD's to watch.....

100's of CD's to listen to.....

More MP3's than I could ever listen to.....

Can I find ANYTHING to take my mind off this?

NO!

The pain comes & goes, when it arrives, its unreal, really really bad, with that sick feeling you get when you clonk your gonads hard against something(!) rolled into the mix.:eek: (Girls, trust me on that one, its bad! :D)

It then goes away and I honestly find myself completely forgetting about it! :)

Then, Inevitably, I knock myself which ,quite literally,brings tears to my eyes! :eek: :o

I can't even go out for a sodding walk as I find that in itself difficult.:mad:

Can't drive (due to very strong painkillers that make you feel funny but not really numb the pain) - and as a result of not being able to drive, I cannot work. :(

I've Been off work 2 weeks already I'm already bored to the point of screaming (except thats reserved for the pain!) :o

I'd like to say "thats better now I've got it off my chest" alas, nope, no such luck. :(

A Pointless reply to my thread I suppose, but I can, at least say a sincere Thank you to all for the comments, they are very much appreciated. :)

If a Don could lock my pain as easily as they could now close this thread, I'd be eternally grateful!

Alas, even the great OC/UK Don's can't do that one.......

Edit: 04:05 AM, Been up since 08:30 and I can't sleep. Damn!
 
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I had something similar in my early twenties. I had an infection and they decided to operate just in case. It was painful, but on the plus side I looked like linford christie for a couple of weeks.
 
philstanbridge said:
I had something similar in my early twenties. I had an infection and they decided to operate just in case. It was painful, but on the plus side I looked like linford christie for a couple of weeks.
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Reading 'burst stitches in testicle' first thing in the morning is something that stops me drinking my coffee and just screw my face up :eek:
 
Update.

One month on from the operation, I returned yesterday from a 6 day stay in Hospital due to an acute infection! - A thread in its own right - still with my initial problem & the prospect of repeat surgery when this finally heals & clears itself up!!!

I have to see my Consultant again in 2 weeks, and am still off work..... :(

I'm extremely glad to be home, alas I'm quite ill and have little prospect of a return to work any time soon.....


I've Still got a massive Nut, the wound is STILL OPEN! it still hurts and I've never taken so many pills in my life!!! :mad:

Things in perspective though, a year ago today, my Girlfriend had her first Cancer operation. :eek::( Thankfully,now she's doing great and she's dashing about like a headless Chicken preparing for our 3rd Christmas. :) The contrast couldn't be more stark between her last year & this.

Seeing her back to herself is something thats kept a great big smile on my face through all of my recent woes.

:)
 
Could just get it over and done with a lob them all off :p


Seriously i hope you get better soon:(
 
penski said:
Christ. :(

Glad to hear you're on the mend, dude. I feared this would happen :(

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Well, you tried to warn me mate..... Hopefully, I have survived this encounter with the NHS - I dread the next! :eek:

It almost makes ma laugh, I was initially treated as a day patient to "save costs" I wonder what my forced 6 days of Hospital stay with anti-biotic drips has cost the NHS? Never mind the numerous visits to my GP? Oh, I've been discharged & now have a District Nurse tending my dressings & assessing me!

Crazy! :rolleyes::mad:


camels5 said:
I hope you and you're gf have a lovely Christmas together and that you get well soon.:)
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Thanks mate. :)
 
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