Frontpage headlines you would love to see

[Azza]

Good ole Mock The Week style comedy.

 

[Sonea Fifer]

The Sport

"Jolie dumps Pitt, dates Anniston" with centre page pictorial

Or better still "Jolie dumps Pitt for Sonea"

 

[malfunkshun]

Or better still "Jolie dumps Pitt for Sonea"

Well, I dont know you but I would rather see Jolie play tonsil hockey with Jennifer Aniston tbcfh

 

[fail at the internets]

"Gordon Brown Dead!
Manbearpig Suspected"

 

[Dr House]

The Guardian

"10% Flat Tax Introduced on Day UK leaves EU"

That would be perfect.

15% flat income tax was just introduced here

 

[Azagoth]

"Brown Dead In Freak Chin Accident"

 

[Scam]

The Daily Mail:

LAST EVER ISSUE

 

[Azza]

The Daily Mail:

LAST EVER ISSUE

If only.

 

[coolpunkskater]

Any paper


England win a football match

 

[Slinwagh]

Daily Express

Conservative MP - It was a honest mistake.

 

[gord]

"Hollywood Script Writers Stop Fart Arsing About"

"Clarkson, May, Hammond declared Immortal: TopGear to last Forever!"

"UK Addiction to Celebrity Culture Dries Up!"

"IT Declared Coolest Uni Subject"

"Wii's in Stock and Cheap Everywhere!"

"Christmas Decorations Declared Illegal Outside of December! Fines Ensue!"

"Christmas Music Declared Illegal Outside of December! Death Ensues!"

 

[Cr0fty]

News just in....

OcUK Spie in "spec me a pc" thread

Was i the only one that went and looked?

Got there(general hardware)...and lol'd.

 

[basmic]

I'd kill to see this on the front of OcUK's shop site:

 

[Felix Da Housecat]

 

[Scuzi]

"Air Traffic Control strike averted after salaries doubled"
-Financial Times

 

[4p]

"Air Traffic Control strike averted after salaries doubled"
-Financial Times

 

[gillywibble]

UK Island sanatorium exposed after 50 years of slavery and torture.

 

[Mephisto]

"Animal testing abolished, convicted rapists and paedophiles to be used instead"

 

[Scuzi]

Best headline ever and you know it.

 

[Dreadi]

"student debts abolished"