
How was she groomed?
Oh ja, I install ze aerials good.
LOL. Bored housewives for the win.
It is like a 'plot' from a dodgy 70s porn video. You do realise that you are going to have to grow a well dodgy mousetache now.![]()

I personally can not understand why you wouldn't tell her, I'd find it hilarious and so would my (future) spouse!
I wouldn't marry someone who wouldn't find that amusing.

and that the woman probably couldn't afford it?!