How much toilet paper do we get through a year?

seek said:
I swear... the way women use toilet paper makes the rainforests cry.

Men : Use 2-3 pieces, then put in toilet after usage. Repeat as appropriate.

Women : Grab first piece of toilet paper. Pull as hard as possible, and watch as the roll spins 30+ times. Then use the handfuls of paper to "mop" necessary areas.

End result : Women use -at least- 10 times more toilet paper than men.
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I can attest to this personally. When I was living with my gf, we went through several rolls a week. Now I'm living on my own [though we're still together] and I get through one four-pack a month.
 
whats wrong with using newspapers/old magazines? just make sure you use a piece without a lot of black ink then your fine.

edit: also find that towels (including tea towels etc) are good when there about to be washed.
 
A couple of double folded wipes to get rid of most of the carnage then 1 X moist toilet tissue to remove any cling-ons and hard to shift skiddage. Depending on how humid it is I may need another double fold to dry the area. If its a warm day I find a quick 'jiggle' with legs at shoulder width apart enough to 'dry off'

So about 2 rolls a week for me plus a couple of packets of 'wet wipes'


Note. At first I did think it was ghey to use moist tissue until I what I'd been leaving behind. Its kinda like cilit bang for your bum lol.
 
Scuzi said:
Agreed. You think it's clean until you see how brown the moist one gets.
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They're meant to be awful for your toilet though. I've heard lots of people had to call people out to look at their toilet after using the moist ones, it was the kandoo for kids one and they ended up claiming the money back from the company as they are well known for blocking the whole pipes up.
 
JodieG said:
They're meant to be awful for your toilet though. I've heard lots of people had to call people out to look at their toilet after using the moist ones, it was the kandoo for kids one and they ended up claiming the money back from the company as they are well known for blocking the whole pipes up.
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Makes no difference to me. I have a stretched out wire coat hanger placed beside the toilet specifically to shift those heavier bowel movements.
 
JodieG said:
They're meant to be awful for your toilet though. I've heard lots of people had to call people out to look at their toilet after using the moist ones, it was the kandoo for kids one and they ended up claiming the money back from the company as they are well known for blocking the whole pipes up.
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but surly moist bog roll wont causing a problem. i just getting wetter before it hits the toliet water
 
Squark said:
Crikey how do you people get through so much loo roll?
It takes me weeks to get though a roll
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It's because you're a christian and there's less badness in you. My tortured soul creates a lot of evil which needs expelled on a regular basis.
 
Scuzi said:
Makes no difference to me. I have a stretched out wire coat hanger placed beside the toilet specifically to shift those heavier bowel movements.
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Lol.

Stinky said:
but surly moist bog roll wont causing a problem. i just getting wetter before it hits the toliet water
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They are thicker and so take longer to disintegrate. There was a test done once and I think some take days to fully breakup, all the value toilet papers came out best.
 
badbob said:
newspaper
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Who wipes with news paper? Must be fun baring your arse to the mirror and being able to read the headlines.
 
JodieG said:
What about people with hairy bums? The poo would surely stick a bit on the way past hence requiring more loo roll? I can't believe I'm having this conversation.
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no what you do is when you're wiping make sure you also grab a handful of hair with the toilet paper and yank it out. Works a treat :p
 
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