What a complete wally

Jonny69

Jonny69

Jonny69

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Blokey on my team at work sits opposite me and I get the coffees in every now and then. Since I've worked here I've always put sugar in his coffee. Today the new girl got the coffees in and asked if he wants sugar and he said no thanks.

I said 'huh but I always put sugar in your coffee' to which he said 'but I'm too polite to tell you otherwise' in case I got offended, so I've been putting sugar in his drinks for over a year and he never said a word.

How odd is that?
 
I understand his view, you were polite enough to get him coffees in. Who is he to complain, you might a sensitive person yourself, blown up when he said about the sugar "WHAT THE **** MATE GET YOUR OWN COFFEE NEXT TIME THEN".
 
Weirdo.
Have to wonder what his Missus makes him do he don't like though a :D
 
bit odd when he was happy to tell her but not you.....are you a scary man? large and looming? bad haircut and bolt gun in the boot of the car?
 
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Would you risk it?
 
And now the fun begins.

He's obviously unable to stand up for himself so it's time to see what you can away with and how far you can push him before he snaps. :D
 
Tom0 said:
"WHAT THE **** MATE GET YOUR OWN COFFEE NEXT TIME THEN".
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OH YEAH? *starts smashing place up in temper*

Too much fat/salt in diet causing peronality problems tbh :D

TheMightyTen said:
Are you the works bully:p;)
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I'm only about 9 stone, who am I going to bully? :p

malc30 said:
Weirdo.
Have to wonder what his Missus makes him do he don't like though a :D
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I thought that but you can't post things like that on a family forum like this.

FTM said:
bit odd when he was happy to tell her but not you.....are you a scary man? large and looming? bad haircut and bolt gun in the boot of the car?
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Small haircut, not much hair left.

kaiowas said:
And now the fun begins.

He's obviously unable to stand up for himself so it's time to see what you can away with and how far you can push him before he snaps. :D
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Excellent, the plan is laid. Keep an eye on my blog I think!
 
Jonny69 said:
Blokey on my team at work sits opposite me and I get the coffees in every now and then. Since I've worked here I've always put sugar in his coffee. Today the new girl got the coffees in and asked if he wants sugar and he said no thanks.

I said 'huh but I always put sugar in your coffee' to which he said 'but I'm too polite to tell you otherwise' in case I got offended, so I've been putting sugar in his drinks for over a year and he never said a word.

How odd is that?
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Ask him for his credit card and pin number.
 
Jonny69 said:
Blokey on my team at work sits opposite me and I get the coffees in every now and then. Since I've worked here I've always put sugar in his coffee. Today the new girl got the coffees in and asked if he wants sugar and he said no thanks.

I said 'huh but I always put sugar in your coffee' to which he said 'but I'm too polite to tell you otherwise' in case I got offended, so I've been putting sugar in his drinks for over a year and he never said a word.

How odd is that?
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Perfectly normal British behaviour.

:)
 
I'm quite shocked that you didn't have the manners to ask him IF he'd like sugar in the first place.

The youth of today! tsk tsk.
 
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