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There is a young poet named Herman.
He's not very good, but he's learnin',
Though he often offends
Because he so often ends
Alle sein Limericks auf Deutsch.

:D

(stolen from another forum)

Instead of making up limericks as we go along (already a thread for that), post some full ones.
 
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.

http://limerickdb.com/

EDIT:
At a zoo out in scenic Nantucket
A zookeeper one day said, "**** it"
For a massive sea creature
(The park's central feature)
Kept shouting "YOU CAN'T HAZ MY BUKKIT!"

EDIT2:
Films as Limericks: Star Wars Episodes IV to VI

A New Hope

Luke gets droids, sees a holo, finds Ben,
Hires Han Solo and Chewie, and then
Rescues Leia; Ben dies,
Goes to Yavin; then flies
With the Force: the whole thing's very zen.

The Empire Strikes Back

The Empire's on Hoth; Luke and Han go,
And then Yoda meets Luke; Han meets Lando,
Han is captured and chilled,
(There's a risk he'll be killed),
Darth's Luke's daddy; they fight - where'd Luke's hand go?

Return of the Jedi

Han's unfrozen; they flee; Jabba dies,
There's a spanking new Death Star (surprise!),
Endor's key to the plan,
Darth saves Luke (what a man),
Empires fall, and we say our goodbyes.
 
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A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"

:D:D
 
There was a young lady from Lod,
Who wanted a baby from God,
But it wasn't the Almighty,
Who crept up her nightie,
But the vicar, the dirty old sod.
 
One day baby Gauss was quite blue
'till his teacher gave him work to do;
"Find the sum of the numbers
from one to one hunders."
"N squared plus N over 2!"

I <3 Randall Munroe
 
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or in other words:

A dozen a gross and a score
plus three times the square root of four
divided by seven
plus five times eleven
equals nine squared and not a bit more

and another mathmatical limerick :)

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The integral t-squared dt
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Equals log of the cube root of e
 
Rookie decided to make a thread
that came from somewhere inside his head
Ryder decided to join in the fun
but the damage was already done
As the thread was well and truly dead.

</drunk>
 
My grandad always comes out with:

2 Fat ladies sitting in the sand, each one wishing that the other was a man.

Not even sure what a limmerick is tbh, was quite scared to click on the thread! :p
 
BillytheImpaler said:
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
Click to expand...

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just for this one.

EDIT: just been browsing limerickdb, I liked this one too.

A woman in liquor production
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through magnetic coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."

Geek limericks are great :)
 
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a jolly old bear at the zoo
could always find something to do
when it bored him to go
on a walk to and fro
he reversed it and walked fro and to
 
My favourite one that I remember from school was:

There was a young man from Japan
Whose limericks never did scan.
When asked why that was
He said 'Simply because'
'I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can'.
 
There once was a woman from Ryde,
Who ate twenty apple and died.
The apples fermented
Inside her lamented
And made cider inside her inside.
 
There is a forum called OcUK
Where nearly everyone is OK
They each decided to write a limerick
But as usual there one *****
Who couldn't rhyme.
 
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