A mate of mine wrote this only yesterday, pure genius!:
A marvellous thing, masturbation;
A superlative self-medication.
Troubles don't mean a fig
When you're having a frig,
Though it doesn't quite beat penetration.
This one's up on my wall scribbled onto some paper I put up for messages at the last house party:
A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
Whilst lying in bed,
Looping round in his head
Was while(!asleep) sheep++;
And today I wrote this one out of frustration with finding a new place to live (though it might get me a wee suspension):
An Englishman's home is his castle.
And to hunting a house I am partial.
But the Englishmen selling
These "wonderful" dwellings
Can only be described as "arseh'le."
A marvellous thing, masturbation;
A superlative self-medication.
Troubles don't mean a fig
When you're having a frig,
Though it doesn't quite beat penetration.
This one's up on my wall scribbled onto some paper I put up for messages at the last house party:
A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
Whilst lying in bed,
Looping round in his head
Was while(!asleep) sheep++;
And today I wrote this one out of frustration with finding a new place to live (though it might get me a wee suspension):
An Englishman's home is his castle.
And to hunting a house I am partial.
But the Englishmen selling
These "wonderful" dwellings
Can only be described as "arseh'le."