Teen Horrified after Downloading Porn Movie

You can tell from the content of the quotes that it's not real, hilarious none the less.

However I can imagine this senario has probably happened to someone :D
 
When I was around 14/15 my mate found porno pictures of his Mum & Dad at an orgy.
His mum was quite fanciable (always liked the older woman) and having some xxxx pictures of her up to all sorts was a dream come true.
However, the sick thing was my mate got off over the pictures with the excuse being he was adopted.

In 1989 I bought an Amstrad camcorder that was a doddle to use and I lent it to quite a few mates for various birthday party's, christenings etc.
There are 2 couples who I've never been able to look at the same since I had the camcorder back.
 
dmpoole said:
When I was around 14/15 my mate found porno pictures of his Mum & Dad at an orgy.
His mum was quite fanciable (always liked the older woman) and having some xxxx pictures of her up to all sorts was a dream come true.
However, the sick thing was my mate got off over the pictures with the excuse being he was adopted.

In 1989 I bought an Amstrad camcorder that was a doddle to use and I lent it to quite a few mates for various birthday party's, christenings etc.
There are 2 couples who I've never been able to look at the same since I had the camcorder back.
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I prefer this one!

http://www.snopes.com/risque/animals/woofing.asp
 
JollyGreen said:
With the amount of porn, and the amount of teenagers watching porn, I'm sure this has happened to someone.
But needless to say the people it ACTUALLY happened to, don't go to a newspaper about it...
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Can you imagine how you'd feel if you did see the oldies giving it the horizontal shuffle on TV? :eek:
 
There's a sexual comedy film (ie. not exactly a porno but there is considerable nudity) from the 70s that has a title strangely similar to my mums name and stars someone she went to school with. I really hope my mum isn't hiding something from me considering the amount of times I've watched that film:eek:
 
Psyk said:
There's a sexual comedy film (ie. not exactly a porno but there is considerable nudity) from the 70s that has a title strangely similar to my mums name and stars someone she went to school with. I really hope my mum isn't hiding something from me considering the amount of times I've watched that film:eek:
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Your mum's name is Porky??
 
I had a discussion along similar lines like this before

If Jenna Jameson was your mum (obviously back in her prime, not now :/) would you still fap to it?

It's a toughy...
 
I sometimes get worried when I watch porn if there is any resemblance to either my mum or sister.

I bet someone has found their parents doing it online though! I'd probably vomit if I saw a tape of mine doing it and realised after I had started giving myself a hand shandy.
 
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