Breaking a padlock

Love this thread! Lots of chuckles in it.
My suggestion would involve the use of an overactive imagination, whipped cream, leather and a paper clip.
 
Aquire an alien and get it to spit some acid on it. Or in the event of no alien snag a predator, beat him half to death and get him to set off his nuke, when the countdown starts run away screaming "get to deeehhh chopppahh".
 
Just wait a while and physics will do its job, physics says there is a chance of the lock's particles vanishing and reappearing elsewhere in the universe! Shouldn't be too long :)
 
Have we had terrorism?

Fairly sure terrorism could get those gates open.

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Duh!

Ive been checking two threads for the last half an hour and only put them together.. just wait.. theres a big storm coming!
 
Why kill the padlock ?
cant you lift the gate off ?

but if need be you need to kill the padlock, Axe ? , and then cry as i cannot get my car out.
 
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Either pick the lock, get a locksmith or damage the gate/chain to open by using an angle grinder. I doubt that padlock will come lose with bashing too quick.

Or build a bridge over your gates and drive out. Keep a spare in future.
 
angle griner works a treat...I had to use one on my shed padlock


plus it looks really cool with a big long stream of sparks
 
I had to break into my Grandad's barn to get my car. Just used a hacksaw on the padlock and I was away in 5 minutes.
 
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