Who uses gloves at a petrol station?

Come on, you love it, how many hands touch those pumps!

You might eat a sandwich with those same grubby hands :p

Same goes for when you're done in a public toilet, wash your hands and then open the door with your hand.

I doubt any of you wear gloves to go to the toilet in a public place :p
 
Come on, you love it, how many hands touch those pumps!

You might eat a sandwich with those same grubby hands :p

Sounds like you have OCD mate.

But there is nothing wrong with eating food with slightly dirty hands.

I've dug up trees and plants and cut down trees and followed that up with a nice sandwich. Yum!

Cant beat a good bit of bacteria to keep the body working.
 
Always use them when filling up with Diesel. Not fussed about Petrol.

Oh, and it seems that other people manage to soak the pump handle with Diesel as well :confused:
 
No, I have the good sense to not drive a diesel powered car, so they are surplus to requirements.
 
I do have OCD!

I use a tissue to open the toilet door after i've washed my hands!
Wash hands if handling money and going to eat... Wash hands if shaken hands with someone before I eat...
 
Anyone who wears those gloves is just telling the world that he feel's he's retarded enough that he might somehow get petrol/diesel (that comes out of the end of the nozzle) to spill on his hand (on the handle of said nozzle).

That's like trying to touch your ear with your elbow!! It's impossible! The idea is you let go of the trigger to stop the fuel pumping before you take it out of your car, DUH! :p
 
Pfft.. I've got a diesel and I have never used them.. Just wipe my hands on my trousers if I get some on them! :)
 
I normally drive with my right hand down my trousers playing with myself and use said hand to operate the pump.

Does that make you want to use gloves now?

Me. No I don't. The more time I spend outside of the car faffing about with gloves the more time I waste which could be spent playing with myself while driving.
 
I do have OCD!

I use a tissue to open the toilet door after i've washed my hands!
Wash hands if handling money and going to eat... Wash hands if shaken hands with someone before I eat...

:D
Glad I'm not the only one ,sometimes I wait a while hoping someone will open the door the other side !

I also always have wet wipes and kitchen towel in the car so I can keep my hands really clean at all times !

If my car has been to the garage or I use a courtesy car I have to clean everything with wet wipes and seat on a jumper before driving off ,you would not believe the amount of dirt thats comes off the steering wheel and gearsticks, try and see !
 
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Glad I'm not the only one ,sometimes I wait a while hoping someone will open the door the other side !

I also always have wet wipes and kitchen towel in the car so I can keep my hands really clean at all times !

If my car has been to the garage or I use a courtesy car I have to clean everything with wet wipes and seat on a jumper before driving off ,you would not believe the amount of dirt thats comes off the steering wheel and gearsticks, try and see !

:D That is exactly the same thing as me! Although I don't carry kitchen towel in the car, just baby wipes!
 
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