Cooking Pizza without an Oven

Stinky · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:26

LordSplodge said:
Who the hell has no oven?

im at work

M+S is about 45miles away :eek:

Captain Kirk · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:27

WHOA!! Whatever you do don't put metal in the microwave, you may go back in time if it coincides with a star going supernova (if I remember my documentaries/futurama right)

Dreadi · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:29

LordSplodge said:
Who the hell has no oven?

Never used to have one at the factory i used to work in. Night shift used to have a deep fat fryer though

Snakedoctor · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:31

Did everything just taste blue?

LordSplodge · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:33

Stinky said:
im at work

M+S is about 45miles away

/me checks Restaurant next door.

/me smiles.

Didn't realise you where at work. In that case use fire.

Stinky · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:41

hmmm still the process has not started

[FnG]magnolia · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:52

Dreadi said:
1 - Put the fork in the microwave and turn it on
2 - Get some random scraps of paper/wood etc..
3 - When the microwave catches fire, throw on the paper/wood.
4 - Use the Knife to hold the pizza over the radioactive fire
5 - After a few minutes your pizza will be full of Radiation.
6 - Eat your win.
7 - Gain super powers from the radiation
8 - ???????
9 -Profit!

On a side note, where did the "?????" followed by "Profit!" come from originally?

alexakasloth · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:54

South park - underpants gnomes.

Stinky · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:55

Right stage one. Choice of pizza

Goodfella's Pizza
Rosirini (however its spelt) Pizza
Cheap and Nasty Pizza

place your votes now please

Dunks · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:55

South Park iirc.

Edit: Beaten

platypus · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:58

Stinky said:
Goodfella's Pizza
Rosirini (however its spelt) Pizza
Cheap and Nasty Pizza

What flavours?

Stinky · 13 Mar 2008 at 11:58

platypus said:
What flavours?

any im open to suggies

BenjiSayers · 13 Mar 2008 at 12:00

Could you not use the engine of your car to warm the pizza up?

platypus · 13 Mar 2008 at 12:02

Well go for one that tastes nice then, rather then 'cheap & nasty'.

BenjiSayers · 13 Mar 2008 at 12:03

I was going to say cheap and nasty as that way you won't be disappointed when it all goes to pot and the money saved can go towards beer...

Stinky · 13 Mar 2008 at 12:23

right im off to get pizza

Stinky · 13 Mar 2008 at 12:34

stage one complete.

the pizza is now in the microwave. 3mins at a time

Zefan · 13 Mar 2008 at 12:35

Oh I do hope this running commentary continues, I'm on the edge of my seat

Stinky · 13 Mar 2008 at 12:44

pizza cooked!

next step place on top of the toaster to firm up the base.

Stinky · 13 Mar 2008 at 12:49

brown sauce has been added and im am now enjoying my pizza!! yum

pics to follow lol