Pointless, ridiculous songs which should be banned to Room 101

easyrider · 14 Mar 2008 at 12:24

Gilly said:
Except that isn't best male, that is best male actor..

The Brits need to have a distinction between Artist and Producer.

Yep, he'd probably have won that if it'd been a category. .

There does need to be this catorgory

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OK, I'll let that go, seeing as you corrected yourself - I wonder how many BRITs winners there have been that didn't write their own material.
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Not many

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That is the job of a producer. He probably wouldn't have any issue with you saying so - though Valerie was his own track released under his name only..

Valerie was a track originally by The Zutons.

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So? Plenty of singers/bands don't write their own music/lyrics..

Yes these are puppets on strings.

Which is why he won Best Male not Best Male Artist..

Best Male of what? Writing, producing? The award is to vague.

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Don't see what that has to do with anything, but OK..

Artist come producer

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Absolutely there is, but that has no bearing whatsoever on the discussion at hand.

I think it does.

What's he best male for?

Tunney · 14 Mar 2008 at 12:25

M.I.A. for somehow managing to convince people that she has talent.

And Hard Fi for being incredibly pretentious despite being pap. Apparently they're big in Peru.

easyrider · 14 Mar 2008 at 12:32

Tunney said:
M.I.A. for somehow managing to convince people that she has talent.

And Hard Fi for being incredibly pretentious despite being pap. Apparently they're big in Peru.

Hard Fi,

There nearly as bad as Razorlight.

I'm a genius he says!

Hard Fi actually believe they something to say.

Gilly · 14 Mar 2008 at 12:39

easyrider said:
The Brits need to have a distinction between Artist and Producer.

Why?

easyrider said:
There does need to be this catorgory

Write to them and suggest it.

easyrider said:
Valerie was a track originally by The Zutons.

So?

easyrider said:
Best Male of what? Writing, producing? The award is to vague.

Best male member of the music industry. There's nothing vague about it.

easyrider said:
What's he best male for?

British member of the music industry.

easyrider · 14 Mar 2008 at 12:51

Gilly said:
Why?.

Cause they are as different as male and female

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Write to them and suggest it..

CBA The Brits suck.

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So?.

You said "though Valerie was his own track released under his name only.."

I just corrected you.

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Best male member of the music industry. There's nothing vague about it. .

So hes a member now? I thought he was a producer?

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British member of the music industry.

Then they shouldn't have an award for best male member of the music industry.
Then they should have an award for best male Artist of the music industry.
Then they should have an award for best male Producer of the music industry.

Gilly · 14 Mar 2008 at 12:58

easyrider said:
Cause they are as different as male and female

They all come under Brit male though.

easyrider said:
CBA The Brits suck.

Stop whining then.

easyrider said:
You said "though Valerie was his own track released under his name only.."

No you didn't. I own their album, I know they did it first, but it was released under Mark Ronson's name. Not Amy Winehouse, not the writers, just his.

easyrider said:
So hes a member now? I thought he was a producer?

You don't believe producers are members of the music industry? :confused:

easyrider said:
Then they should have an award for best male member of the music industry.
Then they should have an award for best male Artist of the music industry.
Then they should have an award for best male Producer of the music industry.

They have all three.

In one.

Best British male.

Mark Ronson won it.

easyrider · 14 Mar 2008 at 13:06

Gilly said:
They all come under Brit male though..

They shouldn't

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Stop whining then..

I'm not whining...

I'm just highlighting the fact that Ronson should not have won best male.As he is a producer not an Artist.

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No you didn't. I own their album, I know they did it first, but it was released under Mark Ronson's name. Not Amy Winehouse, not the writers, just his..

Then he is a parasite.And thats reason enough for him to be banished to room 101

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You don't believe producers are members of the music industry? .

They are and should have an award dedicated to this profession.

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They have all three.

In one.

Best British male.

Mark Ronson won it.

Ronson is not an Artist

Gilly · 14 Mar 2008 at 13:08

He doesn't have to be an artist.

It's a very simple concept.

easyrider · 14 Mar 2008 at 13:11

Gilly said:
He doesn't have to be an artist.

It's a very simple concept.

By this then.. the tea boy, whos male,and works at EMI could win a BRIT?

Is he not a member of the music industry?

HeX · 14 Mar 2008 at 13:33

Thread. Derailed. MUCH...

Cosimo · 14 Mar 2008 at 13:42

How about "Im a barbie girl" by Aqua.

The Dread Pirate · 14 Mar 2008 at 13:51

WARNING

Just heard somthing that I had removed from my memory due to how bad it was

Hanson-mmm-bop

*Cringe*

lee32uk · 14 Mar 2008 at 15:15

k.Jacko said:
Don't like this current spate of bands 'deliberately' singing in their native dialect, like Arctic Monkeys mancunian accent and the like.

Arctic monkeys are from Sheffield :rolleyes:

Raikiri · 14 Mar 2008 at 15:20

easyrider said:
Posh boys wanting to sing in Scouse accents.

One of the most fake bands of the past 5 yrs.

Hardly authentic.

Scouse? They're from Brighton, don't sound anything like a scouser

easyrider · 14 Mar 2008 at 15:46

Raikiri said:
Scouse? They're from Brighton, don't sound anything like a scouser

Exactly my point...

MikeHunt79 · 14 Mar 2008 at 15:50

Anything by Nickelback!

v0n · 14 Mar 2008 at 16:51

"And I donno what to do
Coz I'll never be with you"

Just jump, Blunt, just ****** jump!

"an maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeee
yur gunna bee de uone to saaaave meeeeeeee"

No, both of you Beattle karaoke pastiche imbeciles, jump after Blunt".

"
(twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle)
nanna nana na-nana nanna na nanna na-nana
Eye
jest
****
get
ew
auto
my
head"

Blunt, come back here, grip strongly to Kylie and jump. Gallagher brothers will help you. One, two, three, JUMP!

semi-pro waster · 14 Mar 2008 at 19:52

Lopéz said:
I own 2 of the above records Kandy Pop on vinyl and Ooh Stick You on CD.

I liked the former when it came out but cannot explain my purchase of the latter :/

I'll admit I was perhaps a little bit harsh with Kandy Pop, it isn't the worst song ever and I do like some of Bis' other tracks but Daphne and Celeste - you should be ashamed. If you have a microwave then you know what to do with the CD, Lostkat might not forgive you for the smell for a while but it needs to be done.

easyrider · 15 Mar 2008 at 17:27

semi-pro waster said:
If you have a microwave then you know what to do with the CD, Lostkat might not forgive you for the smell for a while but it needs to be done.

What happens?

Does it go all gooie?

semi-pro waster · 15 Mar 2008 at 19:56

Lots of sparks, sometimes a bit of electricity arcing and crackling noises, the CD might get a bit soft and it absolutely stinks, best to do it with a microwave that you don't much care about or your food will taste of burnt plastic for a while probably. Halls were great fun.