Fake Dumpvalve / Turbo Whistle

Tom|Nbk

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Utter disbelief that these things actually exist. Drexel mentioned it in a thread a while back and I questioned it as I couldn't believe it. It seems you can even get a replicated (poorly) turbo whistle as well.

Just LOL.

http://www.saber-edv.com/

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=G0XGVBecRkE

Some electronic fake dumpvalve which plays the dumpvalve "tsssh" through a mini speaker lmao.

Fake Turbo replicated by some whistle up your tailpipe :D

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=izBayjsarUk&feature=related

What's next, replicated V8 sounds over a loud speaker in a 1.0 Corsa?. Things like this make little baby Jesus restless. :(:o
 
Oh dear LORD the girl in the picture is hideous.

If that's the sorta girl you get with one of these things then ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
 
lol, they is loads of these around my end, its hard not to laugh at them. :p




EDIT/ OMFG LOOK AT THE PRICE OF THEM!!!!1!!!
 
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I'm sure I saw a Clio the other day and I'm sure it had one as I was WTF when it went past :confused:

A point and laugh was in order, anyone who uses this kind of junk needs shooting on the spot.
 
Found this in another Forum after doing a Google.

"I heard/saw a diesel peugeot with the fake chav-valve sound driving up town on saturday, and I almost wet myself!!
Basically with a real chav-valve, you get a tiny "Tisch" if you are driving normally, and an almighty "WAAAP-TISSCH" if gunning it. Well with the speaker kit, it doesn't know if you are caning it or not. So this guy was trundling along and every time he let of the gas an Almighty "WAAAP-TISSCH" was sounded, totally out of synch with the engine and indeed you would need to run about 2 bar of boost for the same volume.

Classic"

BWAHAHA :D. So who's getting one?
 
Ha ha. It really is pathetic!

A while back I was waiting at some traffic lights in my Saxo when I hear the sound of a dump valve from behind me so I had a look to see what it was. To my bemusement it was a 106 Quicksilver with one of those sound things fitted. The driver looked over at me with a grin on his face so I just gave him the people's eyebrow.
 
Am I right in thinking no modern turbo cars need dump valves?? Isnt the intake manifold pressure regulated by a waste gate in the exhuast manifold? (pls correct me if I am wrong).
Someone i know bought the tailpipe thing and it fell off and then bought that speaker then sent it back....this was all on a 1998 1.4 xsara........oh dear......
 
They might be amusing if the person using them is just having a laugh, but people who take them seriously...no, that's also amusing.

Laugh with them or laugh at them - amusing either way.

V8+supercharger noise, 1.0 Corsa and a loudspeaker in the back - many laughs to the mile.
 
justinwilkin said:
Oh dear LORD the girl in the picture is hideous.

If that's the sorta girl you get with one of these things then ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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I thought that was very good advertising - she's perfect for the product. She's blond, looks vacant and available and she's flaunting her large breasts - she's everything that the sort of person who'd buy this product is fantasising about when they're revving their chavmobile.
 
Words fail me, especially that Passat?



I want a dump valve for my truck, oh wait! thats where they came from in the first place! :o
 
Someone in an asda carpark (I was shopping, honest!) asked me if I had a fake dump valve last week. Cheeky git.
 
I must admit, I often open the sunroof on my truck, it captures the chirp of the dumpvalve very well. :o

I must stop being a big kid. :o
 
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