Thursday 'jump on a joke' thread!

Duke · 24 Apr 2008 at 18:29

The BBC have decided to air a television programme entitled: "Why Men Aren't Sexists." It's aimed at feminists and women in general who are frustrated with the way in which men see them in society.

After careful planning, it has been scheduled to begin at 8:00pm.

This allows women plenty of time to cook the dinner and wash up before the programme starts.

gillywibble · 24 Apr 2008 at 18:31

OP = funny

Monkey Puzzle · 24 Apr 2008 at 18:38

Here's an awful joke I heard when they were taking questions at the end of a talk on the womens rights movement....

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two; one to change the lightbulb, and one to suck my ****.

It's okay, I didn't bring a coat...

GreenMint · 24 Apr 2008 at 18:53

A horse walks into a bar...

Barman says "Why the long face?"

Fortunately, I too, am coatless!

Timdog · 24 Apr 2008 at 19:03

Monkey Puzzle said:
Here's an awful joke I heard when they were taking questions at the end of a talk on the womens rights movement....

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two; one to change the lightbulb, and one to suck my ****.

It's okay, I didn't bring a coat...

cant women multi task :confused:

davethe11 · 24 Apr 2008 at 19:04

should rename this thread as "awful jokes in here"

->subscribe

Wiggins · 24 Apr 2008 at 19:44

A bloke walks into a bar and says "ouch".

V4NT0M · 24 Apr 2008 at 19:50

There's a picture of Uranus on wikipedia!!! :O

Cr0fty · 24 Apr 2008 at 19:51

KNock knock

*who'se there*

Ipe

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YOU DO WHAT?

sunnysingh · 24 Apr 2008 at 19:55

i thought this was joke of the day not JOKES of today

Gaygle · 24 Apr 2008 at 19:57

What do you call a fighter jet with lots of bread rolls on it?

A multi-role fighter

Monkey Puzzle · 24 Apr 2008 at 20:04

Poor, even by your standards.

me227 · 24 Apr 2008 at 20:04

JoeMama said:
Girls:

If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA...

He's just not very good at predictive text.

Stupid aunt. :rolleyes:

Munky1080 · 24 Apr 2008 at 20:20

me227 said:
Stupid aunt.

<--I see what you did there!

stukacat · 24 Apr 2008 at 20:36

paddy is laying kerbstones when a bloke gets out of a flash car in nice clothes.paddy says you must have a good job to have a car and clothes like that.what do you do for a living. the bloke replys i do micro enginering.i have to make calculations to the nearest 1000th of a millimeter.paddy says youd be no good on these kerbstones they have to be spot on...

V4NT0M · 24 Apr 2008 at 20:38

stukacat said:
paddy is laying kerbstones when a bloke gets out of a flash car in nice clothes.paddy says you must have a good job to have a car and clothes like that.what do you do for a living. the bloke replys i do micro enginering.i have to make calculations to the nearest 1000th of a millimeter.paddy says youd be no good on these kerbstones they have to be spot on...

????

InvaderGIR · 24 Apr 2008 at 20:39

sunnysingh said:
i thought this was joke of the day not JOKES of today

Thread title says otherwise.

InvG

Wiggins · 24 Apr 2008 at 20:59

What do you call a deaf bloke with no arms?

Anything you want, he can't hear you.

GeForce · 24 Apr 2008 at 21:16

stukacat said:
paddy is laying kerbstones when a bloke gets out of a flash car in nice clothes.paddy says you must have a good job to have a car and clothes like that.what do you do for a living. the bloke replys i do micro enginering.i have to make calculations to the nearest 1000th of a millimeter.paddy says youd be no good on these kerbstones they have to be spot on...

I do not understand this.

Tefal · 24 Apr 2008 at 21:17

Skyfall said:
????

I do not understand this.

You both fail most epically...