Impress the ladies this weekend!

[Totality]

Just been shown this site by a mate. Now there's no excuse for not pulling the ladies when you impress them with your magic at the bar! Probably guaranteed not to work, but at least you can say you tried...

http://www.easybartricks.com/

 

[Greenlizard0]

I'd rather just drug them.

 

[Cr0fty]

I'd rather just drug them.

^The manly way to do it Quick, easy, 100% success.

 

[Azagoth]

^The manly way to do it Quick, easy, 100% success.

More like 98%, there's always one or two inconsiderate ones that have a fatal reaction to the drugs.

 

[nutcase]

More like 98%, there's always one or two inconsiderate ones that have a fatal reaction to the drugs.

Makes it even easier, surely?

 

[fail at the internets]

Seems like a lot of effort and preparation just to get a shag tbh.

 

[iviv]

Just go in there and be alpha. I hear hitting someone with a bar stool works.

 

[DJMK4]

More like 98%, there's always one or two inconsiderate ones that have a fatal reaction to the drugs.

Then that 2% comes in handy for the necropheliacs(sp?) in the house

 

[Cr0fty]

Then that 2% comes in handy for the necropheliacs(sp?) in the house

All ya mother ******* say YO!

 

[Killa_ken]

no need for tom foolery. just tell them your alpha and lay your wang on their lap.

 

[Ben M]

Just show them how alpha you are by punching them and their friends in the ovaries.

Then you'll get abitta sex.

 

[Moley]

no need for tom foolery. just tell them your alpha and lay your wang on their lap.

Or to quote Derek and Clive:

"Take your **** out, put it in her hand and cry...."

 

[sunnysingh]

thats wasnt a magic trick !!!!!!!