luck or just badluck

V4NT0M · 2 May 2008 at 13:45

good luck with the lottery but i doubt a bird crapping on your head has any kind of sway with the lottery machines.

p4radox · 2 May 2008 at 13:53

MookJong said:
Unfortunately it's just a combination of excretion and location.

Raymond Lin · 2 May 2008 at 14:05

V-Spec said:
A pigeon once unloaded on my friend (lol) in the bus station when we were at college, he asked the girl stood next to him in the bus station for a tissue, they got talking... got her number... etc... engaged... happily ever after etc..

Definitley made me wonder!

He must be charming to be able to get her number and went out with her he he had crap all over his head ! That can't be a good impression, certainly a funny one thou

rubin1961 · 2 May 2008 at 14:17

the thing is the bird didnt crap on my head it craped in my face covering about 75%
i think it must have had the skitters

misterPK · 2 May 2008 at 15:13

Wiggins said:
My female friend got a load on her face from a Pigeon while we were in a beer garden.

Sometimes the lack of swearing in this place makes things sound worse. My mind is so, so wrong......

PK!

destructacon · 2 May 2008 at 17:47

A bird crapped on my back once when I was walking through town with my girlfriend. First thing she said was we have to get the lottery this week. We never won anything though.

Poodlepump · 2 May 2008 at 19:30

i got pooed on once, just left a friends house to go clubbing..had to go back and clean up.. nothing lucky happened to me

Arjun806 · 2 May 2008 at 19:35

misterPK said:
Sometimes the lack of swearing in this place makes things sound worse. My mind is so, so wrong......

PK!

Ripper · 2 May 2008 at 19:35

classic, i had one **** on my ear back when I was in school, went inside and everything.

Monkey Puzzle · 2 May 2008 at 20:39

A bird pooed on my friend's forehead when she went to the outside smoking area of a club at the weekend. She wasn't happy.

Wiggins · 2 May 2008 at 20:44

misterPK said:
Sometimes the lack of swearing in this place makes things sound worse. My mind is so, so wrong......

PK!

I agree. A few swearies in this forum and it would sound so much more to the point of the actual post.

Freeman · 2 May 2008 at 20:49

rubin1961 said:
i eard the chap shouting to his wife,jill a bird has just craped on the aerial man.

Lmao brilliant!