Great British biscuits

Burtons - Jammie Dodgers
Foxes - Ginger Crunch Creams
Mc Vities - Jaffa Cakes
McVities - Penguin Chocolate Biscuits

But have to say the OREO ownz brits biscuits! :P
 
Jammie Dodgers, garibaldi, Party Rings, McVities Digestives and custard creams are all win.
 
malted milk if with a cup of tea.

milk chocolate malted milk if on their own.

sex in biscuit form.
 
Custard Creams

Oh yes :)

Gone off Hobnods, it's like eating gravel.

McVities Dark Chocolate Digestives are my all time favourite, I don't buy them otherwise I eat the whole packet!

1 Biscuit = Not Enough
2 Biscuits = Very nice but leaves you wanting more
3 Biscuits = Decadent and now feel guilty
4 Biscuits = Well if you've done 3 you may as well have 4
5 Biscuits = After 4 you may as well not count
5 Biscuits = Feel like a complete fatty so may as well not worry now

I have no will power when it comes to McVities Dark Chocolate Digestives :(
 
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But surely the Jaffa Cake is not a biscuit!

HAHA: E-gad someone may have opened a can of worms here.

Jaffa Cake... the name disqualifies it from being a biscuit.

Furthermore, one will note that a sponge based item of confectionery cannot be classed as a biscuit at all. The constitution of a jaffa cake renders it a cake, and the best subcategory for the Jaffa cake is indeed in that of cake.

Good.
 
It's only a cake for tax reasons. We all know it's a biscuit at heart.

Nope, biscuits go soft if you leave them, cakes go hard. The jaffa cake goes hard. Ergo, it is a cake.

Same with the M&S Chocolate Tea Cake which is costing the government (and therefore us) so much in relcaimed VAT.
 
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