£50 notes

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Fear the Scottish note. Making English shopkeepers uneasy since 1707.

hehehehe your money looks likes monopoly money.


Right well as I've lost all ability to even put up a facard of subtly i think it's time for bed nighty night..
 
hehehehe your money looks likes monopoly money.


Right well as I've lost all ability to even put up a facard of subtly i think it's time for bed nighty night..

Time for bed at 15:47?

You been working night shift, Tefal?

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I have never seen those notes in my life before. Have I been hiding under rock or something?

Those are the new Bank of Scotland designs, they came out last year. Considering there are four other types of note in circulation (Royal Bank of Scotland, Clydesdale Bank, Bank of England and of course the old Bank of Scotland notes) it's not really surprising you've not seen them.
 
this is because they are easy to copy and are seen so rarely, it's also a lot of money to be allowed to go in the till if it is fake, they don't '****' themselves as you quaintly put it, it is common practice to have a supervisor have to authorise the taking of a £50 note due, as said above, to the levels of fake tender.

i personally hate £50 notes, they are a right pain in the arse because of the above, and there are a few places that just wont accept them, i'd rather have a £20 and 3 £10s :o

Oh no I know, you gotta check them, it's the look on their face though like, "this is probably a fake" it always puts a smile to my face.
They don't check them particularly well though, waterwark, see if the ink comes off, done.
"200 marlboro please"
"yeah I made that this morning, it's a goodun" :D

I reckon banks are trying to phase them out though, hence no update.
I quite like the old fivers too, the colours are deeper than the new ones, pity you don't see them any more.
 
I hate Cash TBH

£50 notes clog up the till draw and make my life ghard to close it. And it annoys me when people ask for a discount if they pay cash! NO you should pay more because I have to count the damm things!

And i do try to prove the £50 note is fake when i get one handed to me. I proved 2 fake... not bad going eh.
 
£20 notes are the most common fakes though, no one looks twice these days, maybe have a quick look at the hologram thats it.
I worked at supermarkets for years on tills, £50 notes don't make the till hard to close.
Everyone checks £50 notes, i'm talking about the expression some people have, it's like you've anally raped them and come back to buy 20 lambert :D
 
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