Whats the funniest thing you've done when drunk

Stealing road signs (from a very large housing development / new road being built), whilst at a house party at 2am in the morning. Not just talking about one or two small cones, but half a dozen or so large signs. Set them up in the garden, in the house, bedrooms etc. Somehow didn't make a single mark on the floor or wallpaper!

Took them back the following day :)
 
Duke said:
Stealing road signs (from a very large housing development / new road being built), whilst at a house party at 2am in the morning. Not just talking about one or two small cones, but half a dozen or so large signs. Set them up in the garden, in the house, bedrooms etc. Somehow didn't make a single mark on the floor or wallpaper!

Took them back the following day :)
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My mates did that the other week. But they diverted all traffic at the exits of the estate, so people could not get out of the estate. Someone moved them by the time we emerged from the house the morning after.
 
Fell over, knocking over a series of promotional poster stands and banners in the pub (it was brewfest time for that chain). Absolutely everyone laughed. I'm still not should if I should laugh at myself or feel incredibly stupid. :o
 
Another has come to mind, at a new years eve party (Sirrel Squirrel can validate this, he was there) I was about...13, 14 or so...and me and him and my family got pretty wasted.

Then I was sick of it, about 2 in the morning I went up to dad and said (well tried to)

"I'm tired...can we go..."
I then fell over and VERY narrowly missed the christmas tree, crushed some unopened xmas pressies and struggled getting up.

Oh what fun :D
 
Pestilence said:
1. At a small house party, drinking a bottle of Tequila in shot form for the night, I decided at the end of said bottle and a massive hoagie that I needed to visit the toilet. This was just as me and a mate had popped "Re-Animator" on to watch. Cue the movie ending and my mate visiting the next room to ask where I was. This lead to a "search and rescue" with my wife (then girlfriend) and another mate checking the bathroom, which I had locked from the inside and passed out on the floor. They managed to shout me awake, but I wasn't making any sense. The conversation was something like this :

THEM : "G, are you in there??"
ME: "Baarrrhhh."
THEM: "Open the door."
ME: "Sleeping."
THEM : "Stand up and open the door."
ME: "A.....R.....M.....I"
THEM: "What's he doing?" - "Listen?"
ME: "S......H.....A"
THEM : "G, are you spelling the name of the toilet?"
ME: <cheekily> "Yeeeeeeeeeees!"
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For some reason I seriously LOL'd at that, was chuckling for a good 5 minutes :D.
 
Apparntly when im wrecked i pick random people and Party Boy them. Luckily I dont take my clothes off, just do the dance :p ? Dunno why...?

 
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not the funniest of things ive done while drunk not by a long shot:

but woke up having realised id lost at least 50 quid, being in my boxer shorts only, in a pitch black garage, not knowing how i got there... to be woken up by a mate who decided to put the washing machines external pipe next to my head.
 
Phate said:
:D loved that!
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He didn't!

snowdog said:
Haha, what did they do after :D ?
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Nothing. There was a group of about 8 of them and they didn't offer me outside or anything. They quickly relaised that their mate was being a **** and trying to embarrass the drunk lad who was on his own. The poor lad was propper bend over double and was making like he was going to be sick due to the pain.

I just carried on with my next free pint :)
 
This is funny looking back on it, but very painful the morning after!

I was out in London somewhat pizzoled, went to a tube station and not realising that I was trying to get onto the UP escalator, I tripped and fell down about 15 steps, got carried back to the top.

Guess what?

I did it again.
 
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