My piercings and implants are most definitely performance-enhancing...
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Thanks to my piercings, I'm more aerodynamic and can run faster.
I think that amputation is too far, but it's up to the person.
The day you need implants for performance reasons, the day your penis is not working properly.
A BMW 118 works properly. ()
An M3 is better.
But hey, its not my fault you're ill-equipped...
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