Joke thread

seek said:
Looks like that topic hit a nerve with you.

"OMG someone got lucky??? But thats liek impossible!".
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Go on, have a go. You've done it before, haven't you? Or were you lying? You explicitly said you had guessed your new PIN. Guess mine. MarcLister had a good try, but he didn't get it.
Maybe he's not lucky like you.
 
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Akira said:
Go on, have a go. You've done it before, haven't you? Or were you lying? You explicitly said you had guessed your new PIN. Guess mine. MarcLister had a good try, but he didn't get it. Maybe he's not lucky like you.
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I'm missing your point. I never claimed there was any logic behind my guess, or that I'd be able to do it again. I don't care wether you believe it one way or another, but I'd prefer if you didn't derail other threads about it.
 
Wow. This just got personal. I think. Clearly this is backstory I've missed. It's enthralling. I think. I also love fullstops, but I'm not so much a fan of commas. Did you notice?
 
You're definitely new member of the month Vard66.

You can be my pet if you like. In fact no, you are my pet - you have no choice.
 
ten1a said:
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*shrugs* I was confused by the posts above that just seemed completely out of context, so I thought I'd do the same, go with the flow, and add a post that was completely unrelated to jokes.

I suppose I could also tell a joke and be holding ground with both sides of this rapidly becoming bizarre thread...
 
Vard66 said:
*shrugs* I was confused by the posts above that just seemed completely out of context, so I thought I'd do the same, go with the flow, and add a post that was completely unrelated to jokes.

I suppose I could also tell a joke and be holding ground with both sides of this rapidly becoming bizarre thread...
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lulz, you have bigger problems now.... :)

EDIT: and before Zeph makes me a pet too - I'd like to clarify - I've been on OCUK aaaaages, I'm just more of a reader that a writer... :s
 
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Zefan said:
You're definitely new member of the month Vard66.

You can be my pet if you like. In fact no, you are my pet - you have no choice.
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WOOT.

Anyway, joke.

Percy the pigeon is flying along one day when he realises he is feeling pretty damned horny.

As he flies on, he sees a blue-tit in a tree below. 'Hey oop,' he thinks, (for I have decided that in this rendition of the joke Percy is to be northern), and down he flies.

Does his thing and off he goes. As he is flying away he hears over his shoulder, the blue tit is singing.
"I'm a little tit and I've had a little bit, and I'm happy!"

On he flies. Still he is horny, however. As he goes, he spots a dove perched some way below. 'Eeeeh, lookit tha,' he thinks. Down he spirals once more, to do his thing.

As he is flying away again, he hears the dove singing, over his shoulder like before.
"I'm a little dove, and I've had a little love, and I'm happy!"

On he goes. He soon realises however that he is still horny.
As he flies, he sees a duck below. 'Crackin!' he thinks, and down he goes.

Does the do, and as he is flying away, he hears a voice singing over his shoulder again.
"I'm a little drake, and there's been a big mistake, but I'm happy!"
 
seek said:
I'm missing your point. I never claimed there was any logic behind my guess, or that I'd be able to do it again. I don't care wether you believe it one way or another, but I'd prefer if you didn't derail other threads about it.
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It's a joke thread, isn't it? as long as you keep replying it's on topic.
 
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