Joke thread

[ten1a]

 

[Van Hellseek]

It's a joke thread, isn't it? as long as you keep replying it's on topic.

Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause please. Akira is in the house.

 

[Vard66]

It's a joke thread, isn't it? as long as you keep replying it's on topic.

Quick, and unsubtle. I like it.

*Edit* Mind you, it's hard to tell what's quick and how long someone's been waiting to say it on forums. Who knows how long that took to think of.
Much like me adding an afterthought here.

 

[Akira]

Ladies and gentlemen, a round of applause please. Akira is in the house.

There's no need, really. Ok well, maybe.

Guy goes to see his doctor.

Doctor says "You really need to stop masturbating."

Guy says "Why?"

Doctor says "I'm trying to examine you."

 

[Vard66]

That one made me chuckle.

 

[aslco]

There's no need, really. Ok well, maybe.

Guy goes to see his doctor.

Doctor says "You really need to stop masturbating."

Guy says "Why?"

Doctor says "I'm trying to examine you."

Boo *throws bottle* heard it before

 

[Akira]

Boo *throws bottle* heard it before

From your doctor?

 

[MarcLister]

MarcLister had a good try, but he didn't get it.
Maybe he's not lucky like you.

I'm not lucky no.

 

[Begbie]

Crazy.....

 

[Vard66]

... And rather made of fail, as far as humour goes.

Try saying
"how many wood chucks would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" four times over with a mouthful of biscuit crumbs.

Now that's amusing.

*Edit* And I bet no one can do it and keep all the crumbs in their mouth...

 

[Shamikebab]

a wry smile from me.

 

[Duke]

TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ

10. Husseinfeld

9. Mad About Everything

8. Allah McBeal

7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror

6. Achmed's Creek

5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right

4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest

3. The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show

2. Buffy the Slayer of American Imperialist Dogs

1. Suddenly Sanctions

 

[Vard66]

lolz.

 

[Snakedoctor]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from this thread.

The only remotely funny thing in this thread. That actually made me smile.

 

[platypus]

A good 'un.

 

[Beren]

WOOT.

Anyway, joke.

- Northern Pigeon Joke

Hmmm you are new arn't you, not quite got the hang of this whole joke thread thing yet?

It was a) good and b) Blatantly not just ripped out of some e-mail circular you just received.

Pfft well I'm sure Zefan will soon learn you...

 

[Vard66]

Hmmm you are new arn't you, not quite got the hang of this whole joke thread thing yet?

It was a) good and b) Blatantly not just ripped out of some e-mail circular you just received.

Pfft well I'm sure Zefan will soon learn you...

Ya, I know what goes down. I'll soon settle into it. Probably when I run out of jokes.

Plus, I seem to have been claimed as Zefan's pet rather rapidly (and slightly disturbingly) so I would have thought guidance was part of that package.

 

[bennyboy2606]

I propose Seek vs Akira in a battle to the death

 

[gillywibble]

What does Zefan do with his pets

Good joke OP btw.