You're definitely new member of the month Vard66.
You can be my pet if you like. In fact no, you are my pet - you have no choice.
WOOT.
Anyway, joke.
Percy the pigeon is flying along one day when he realises he is feeling pretty damned horny.
As he flies on, he sees a blue-tit in a tree below. 'Hey oop,' he thinks, (for I have decided that in this rendition of the joke Percy is to be northern), and down he flies.
Does his thing and off he goes. As he is flying away he hears over his shoulder, the blue tit is singing.
"I'm a little tit and I've had a little bit, and I'm happy!"
On he flies. Still he is horny, however. As he goes, he spots a dove perched some way below. 'Eeeeh, lookit tha,' he thinks. Down he spirals once more, to do his thing.
As he is flying away again, he hears the dove singing, over his shoulder like before.
"I'm a little dove, and I've had a little love, and I'm happy!"
On he goes. He soon realises however that he is still horny.
As he flies, he sees a duck below. 'Crackin!' he thinks, and down he goes.
Does the do, and as he is flying away, he hears a voice singing over his shoulder again.
"I'm a little drake, and there's been a big mistake, but I'm happy!"