How Do You Eat?

[gjrc]

freak

 

[Bakedgoods]

Save my favourite thing till last

 

[Steve2000]

When I'm hungry (about 90.7% of the time) there's no sense of direction or order with me, I just trough it all up like a horse on steroids. No fuss, no playing, no picky eating, just give me anything that's classed as food and it'll be gone in 3 minutes. And no matter what I ALWAYS finish up with sauce/chips/crumbs/mustard etc down my shirt.

My wife wants to book me in to see a specialist. She keeps banging on about "what if we were dining with the Queen!". That's probably never going to happen so I'll carry on as normal.

 

[gillywibble]

If I have a fry up, I save a little bit of everything for the last mouthful.

 

[Haircut]

WTF I didn't realise so many people eat things seperatly...how utterly bizzare.

When I eat a plate of food I load my fork up with different things and mix the flavours, tasting these combinations is what creates the whole excitment of food!

Exactly what I was about to post.
A good meal is good because of the combinations of flavours it provides.
You lose all of that if you separate the food out and eat different things individually.

I try and ensure that every forkful has a combination of all the components of the meal.

 

[Bakedgoods]

To be fair it depends what i'm eating

 

[Mansize_tissue]

If I have a fry up, I save a little bit of everything for the last mouthful.

I used to do that. However, one time I was having a roast dinner I saved the best bits of everything for one, last mouthful. However, I ended up having to spit it all out because I couldn't get it all in my mouth properly. Man was that upsetting. I was really looking forward to that last mouthful but I wasted it. From that day on, no longer do I play the risky, risky game of "will this forkful of everything fit inside my mouth?".

 

[Megahurtz400]

Food + Mouth = Om nom nom nom nom

 

[iv-tecman]

Me..... I just cram it down my throat as quick as possible, with no regards to what goes first...!!!!

I eat quickly, it hardly touches the sides. I sometimes put chips into my bugers to speed the process up, I get told off for licking the plates...

Ooh and for licking the knives , I don't like to waste food, I always grab others plates when they are finished and polish that off as well, again no regards as to what goes first, just throw it in, it all ends up in the same hole, and back out erm....... *cough*

Now, I do follow the soup, mains and then sweets method, as otherwise you'd just be all wrong....... lol

 

[dirtydog]

No its not a thread asking how to eat.

But how do you eat?

A) Everything in order.
B) Whatever hits your fork first.

For me it'd be A.

Never thought about it tbh.

 

[Jongo]

Worst Tasting Till Last so your not left with any bad tastes

 

[Killa_ken]

Blend, Add protein, Drink.

 

[greengiant]

Once everything has been drowned in tomato sauce it all tastes the same...

 

[platinum87]

As in all the chips first then the burger.

yes

i eat all the stuff i dont like first then the best bits last

yes

 

[p4radox]

As much as I can fit on the fork in one go.

 

[Cambofrog]

I just eat everything in a random order.

Anything else is OCD tbh

 

[pitchfork]

Whatever i want next.

 

[Inquisitor]

Mix it up. Eat some of this, some of that; rinse and repeat until there's nothing left.