Soldato
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Seeing as I havn't posted a bad joke for a while I'm gonna go Old Skool!
Whats Brown and Sticky?
Whats Brown and Sticky?

That should be 'What's brown and rhymes with SNOOP?'.
You fails at all the internets.
Uh... his wife would leave him just because she'd "heard" that he was a paedophile?
"Hey honey, I heard you were killed in a brutal car accident, so I'm off to collect my widows payout".
And I don't think she'd be leaving because she found out he was a paedophile. Clearly when they got married she was unaware of the concept of paedophilia, and was unaware that it was not normal for a man to marry a nine year old girl. She has now been made aware that this is wrong, and so is leaving.
Not a joke, but for some reason when a mate told me this it made me laugh hard.
Probably more in the way he said it and will seem totally unfunny on here but here we go anyway:
Who's soulja boys best friend?
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
No doubt going to make some of you die a little inside![]()