Early morning joke

Uh... his wife would leave him just because she'd "heard" that he was a paedophile?

"Hey honey, I heard you were killed in a brutal car accident, so I'm off to collect my widows payout".
 
Uh... his wife would leave him just because she'd "heard" that he was a paedophile?

"Hey honey, I heard you were killed in a brutal car accident, so I'm off to collect my widows payout".

And I don't think she'd be leaving because she found out he was a paedophile. Clearly when they got married she was unaware of the concept of paedophilia, and was unaware that it was not normal for a man to marry a nine year old girl. She has now been made aware that this is wrong, and so is leaving.
 
And I don't think she'd be leaving because she found out he was a paedophile. Clearly when they got married she was unaware of the concept of paedophilia, and was unaware that it was not normal for a man to marry a nine year old girl. She has now been made aware that this is wrong, and so is leaving.

I'm pretty sure by law it is not possible for a 9 year old to marry anyone.
 
Not a joke, but for some reason when a mate told me this it made me laugh hard.

Probably more in the way he said it and will seem totally unfunny on here but here we go anyway:

Who's soulja boys best friend?


















YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!



No doubt going to make some of you die a little inside :p


HAHA!! :D
 
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