A jump-lead walks into a bar...

[Ice Globe]

I guess that gave him a shock....

 

[misterPK]

Why do shoes go to heaven?

Because they have soles.

PK!

 

[Wicksta]

One more bar joke I remembered and googled

f(x)=6x+3 walks into a bar.
"Got any sandwiches?" f(x)=6x+3 asks the barman.
"Sorry," he replies, "We don't cater for functions."

 

[Doohickey]

I guess that gave him a shock....

Thread is lost.

 

[lemonkettaz]

One more bar joke I remembered and googled

f(x)=6x+3 walks into a bar.
"Got any sandwiches?" f(x)=6x+3 asks the barman.
"Sorry," he replies, "We don't cater for functions."

ha, thats my kind of humour

i should be bullied

 

[Greenlizard0]

A Woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one.

Thread is saved!

Huzzah all round!

 

[Wiggins]

Hmmm, Where is that Shotgun.

 

[Lysander]

Some fonts walks into a bar. The barman says, "Get out - we don't want your type in here."

 

[iviv]

Thread saved!

 

[Exentia]

I find replacing single words in major quotes with the word "balls" is quite funny:

"use the balls luke" - star wars

"I love balls" - anchorman

"I imagine that right now, you're feeling a bit like balls. Hmm? Tumbling down the rabbit hole? " - the matrix

And one from Metal Gear Solid 4 (possible spoilers for those who havent played it all the way through)

Rose: Look at him!
Raiden: *Looks at little kid*
Raiden: ... Cute balls.

 

[gillywibble]

How do you know the cabbage was a popular vegetable?

There was a large 'turnip' at his funeral........

I lol'd

ha, thats my kind of humour

i should be bullied

 

[MookJong]

I find replacing single words in major quotes with the word "balls" is quite funny:

...and I find that replacing the word "funny" with the words "embarrassingly awful" best describes it.

 

[Wiggins]

A Horse walks into a bar.

Barman says "Why the long face?".

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

Sophie Ellis Bextor walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the rhomboid face?"

 

[Blue Cypher]

two cows in a field one cow goes "MOO" the other cow goes "i was gonna say that!"
Pass me that shotgun and i will do it myself

 

[Wiggins]

2 Horses in a field.

A dog walks past, stops, turns to the Horses and says "Good Morning".

1 Horse turns to the other and says "**** me, a talking dog".

 

[Nitefly]

A drum kit walks into a bar.

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

 

[dustiestrat]

two sausages in a frying pan. one turns to the other and screams "awww its **** hot!
the others screams "awww a talking sausages"


i'll get my coat already booked the taxi.

 

[Killa_ken]

Why is this man still not banned?

 

[Carzy]

Sophie Ellis Bextor walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the rhomboid face?"

Hahaha