New model Astra finally unveiled!

Just announced, the new Vauxhall Astra VXR Sport Turbo Spanish Bull edition!


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Shocking parking is all I can say :)
 
Koni make rear wings now? I thought they just made crap dampers !

PS : I think those aerials were actually meant to be or look like "vortex generators"...
 
I quite like the subtle styling he's gone for, obviously those 'things' on top of the roof and rear spoiler are there for added downforce. I mean think about the traction issues he'd get now it's running a turbo - all the added weight over the back wheels will be giving it the grip it needs.

...hang on...it's FWD?
 
The fake antennae make it look like it's got spikes to keep pigeons from crapping on it. Probably wouldn't look much worse if a whole loft was unleashed on it though!
 
Just goes further to prove my point - most VX drivers are ***** :D

oi! :mad: :p

What an ugly car!

Why turbo a 1.6 in the first place and not just drop in a 2litre turbo for possibly a fair whack less and a lot easier?

Sometimes it just amazes me.

although I have been tempted to get a supercharger for mine! :p
 
Stunning ;)


And I think Vx aren't the only brand who's old cars get the attention of the chav brigade..
 
Shocking parking is all I can say :)

I blame BMW for this - the man obviously loves those shark add-on's:D

These people aspire to a look from a particular make therefore they should just by the real deal. For christ sake what makes them think these mods are beneficial in any sense?
 
I like how the driver is pimping it to the laydeez dem.

"Iz u wanna go croozin n ma ride, get some munchies and koch at Darby & Joan innit?"
 
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