Bacon Thievery!

This is pure animal instinct stuff. Subconciously he sees you as his biatch and proved it to you by taking your food. If one of my dogs does this the other dog growls, knocks him to the ground and stands over him bearing his teeth, I think next time that is your prefered course of action.
 
Siliconslave said:
he did say "yoink" though... that pretty much forgives everything...
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NOT BACON!!

Glad to see that I'm not the only one who considers this to be an utter outrage. Maybe I should contact the local papers in the hopes that other people will recognise this stealer of pork produce, and guard their bacon carefully around him?

Weebull said:
You deserve everything you got for putting ketchup with salad veg.
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I was actually debating in my head beforehand whether or not this was a good idea as the bread based edifice was being prepared, however in retrospect I am glad that I did include the ketchup. It was most tasty.
 
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That's disgraceful. How can you allow such bacon-banditry to occur right on your doorstep! I'm convinced there's no-one in my office brave or foolish enough to help themselves to my lunch.

You should have jumped to your feet, flung the remains of your sandwich in his face and then booted him in the plums while he was wiping your lunch from his face. I'm sure it would have been the last time anyone ****ed with your bacon buttie.

And on a serious note, what kind of arse do you work with? Is he the office equivalent of a schoolyard bully?
 
A quote from the thief! I asked if he had anything to say for himself:

I find this whole bacon based outrage quite absurd tbh, because I know if the tables were turned I would not be making such a fuss about it.
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So there you have it. Hes a freak who places no worth in fried pig flesh! A deviant indeed.
 
Le_Petit_Lapin said:
A quote from the thief! I asked if he had anything to say for himself:



So there you have it. Hes a freak who places no worth in fried pig flesh! A deviant indeed.
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Then the next time he's eating lunch or has something equally nice and delicious (maybe a birthday cake) do the same time. Yoink a big chunk out of it.
 
you are cleary a woman, or a very camp queer. grow some balls and then people wont even attempt to steal YOUR food :]
 
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