gastritis, just what the bloody hell can i eat ? :(

NeedleGunner · 12 Jul 2008 at 22:35

A nice home made pie with plenty of pastry, swilled down with some orange juice.

I found out when I was 21 that I had an ulcer, I'd been having bad stomach pains for the previous 6 years, had 3 lots of endoscopy's and nothing was discovered

Lived off Andrew's Epsom Salts and could **** through the eye of a needle

Amnesia · 12 Jul 2008 at 22:35

im fairly sure the doc said gastirihoweveritspelt

but mine will probably have just been a very mild case

Solari · 12 Jul 2008 at 22:44

-Tauren- said:
a good dose of daves gourmet insanity sauce should sort you out.

Yum, I stick a dollop of this in baked beans for the ultimate win.

Pigeon_Killer · 12 Jul 2008 at 22:45

I had gastroenteritis for years without realising. Finally got it sorted during my first year at Uni because the excessive amount of alcohol and takeaways I was consuming was making my life hell.

Got a two month treatment of tablets and was told not to drink any alcohol or consume anything spicy or acidic. This happened in November 1999 so I couldn't do anything for New Years and my 21st

Doohickey · 12 Jul 2008 at 22:46

Justin said:
With some cool hwip?

What did you say?

Bengaboy · 12 Jul 2008 at 22:52

Doohickey said:
What did you say?

You'll know what hes on about in a hwile.

J1234 · 12 Jul 2008 at 23:08

Bengaboy said:
You'll know what hes on about in a hwile.

Hwat are you talking about, I just asked if he wanted some cool hwip?

Doohickey · 12 Jul 2008 at 23:45

Justin said:
Hwat are you talking about, I just asked if he wanted some cool hwip?

You mean cool whip

gillywibble · 12 Jul 2008 at 23:48

Doohickey said:
You mean cool whip

You mean cool hwip

Doohickey · 12 Jul 2008 at 23:49

gillywibble said:
You mean cool hwip

Cool whip

OzyOly · 12 Jul 2008 at 23:51

furnace said:
Anybody? No?

Ugh, I hate little britain. The TV adaptation is a poor rip off of League of Gentleman and is extremely repetitive. :mad:

J1234 · 12 Jul 2008 at 23:55

Doohickey said:
Cool whip

No, it's cool hwip.

Doohickey · 12 Jul 2008 at 23:57

Justin said:
No, it's cool hwip.

You're saying it weird, why are you putting so much emphasis on the h?

gillywibble · 13 Jul 2008 at 00:01

Doohickey said:
You're saying it weird, why are you putting so much emphasis on the h?

hwy hwat's the problem?

Monkeynut · 13 Jul 2008 at 00:13

hwat?

chiggz · 13 Jul 2008 at 00:16

cool hwip:

Doohickey · 13 Jul 2008 at 00:19

ignore

chiggz · 13 Jul 2008 at 00:20

Doohickey said:
ignore

but i put it back up

Retikulan · 13 Jul 2008 at 00:38

Think yourself lucky mate, in 2006 i was diagnosed with suspected e coli and had to spend four days in hospital on a nil by mouth diet.
That was the hardest thing i've ever endured watching other patients eat roast potatoes and chicken while lying there watching and drooling.

GhostlyPea · 13 Jul 2008 at 04:02

Considering it was hospital food, by not eating it I say you were the lucky one!

- PEa0n