Indeed, and you always have to be nice to / quickly dance with / buy cheap drink for the fat friend before getting anywhere near the fitty.
Get a 'wingman' to do that for you

Indeed, and you always have to be nice to / quickly dance with / buy cheap drink for the fat friend before getting anywhere near the fitty.
If they only let in thin people they can let more people in and thus increase their profits.
Finally, a club worth going too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-J9ZpQYW8s
after watching that yourtube link I'm starting to think it might not be too bad an idea after all.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-J9ZpQYW8s
after watching that yourtube link I'm starting to think it might not be too bad an idea after all.....
So basically by not allowing them entry which would get them dancing and sticking peoples heads between their ...eyes.... and thus getting a good workout they are sent home crying where they are to be greeted with dark, smooth, Mr All gold.
Super.
maybe they'll pass an all night gym on the way home....
Maybe that would be one to get the fat clubbers in on a saturday night! Plonk them on a cross-trainer, get a light show going, hand out glowsticks and whistles.
Clubbersize!
It's not funny that you get banned from a club because of how you look
so do you think dress codes should go too?