You can rip the **** out of me for this

[Soviet]

Emo.

 

[Buffman]

.....well, this is awkward

I actually laughed out loud. I'm a bad person.

 

[Westie]

lol these forusm actually become pretty funny when im stoned, aint laughed this much in ages so funny ahah!

 

[CaptainComedy]

if you divorce can we expect a speech?


Love is life’s worst gift.

It cost’s nothing to give, but takes everything.

The disgust of sharing your life with the person you eventually hate like no other cannot be measured.

All you know for certain is that every moment of joy is forgotten and every moment of sadness more unbearable.

Love is definitely life’s worst gift.

 

[Westie]

if you divorce can we expect a speech?


Love is life’s worst gift.

felt like that in the past 4-5 years ago when my exx **** on me!

 

[Bounc3]

felt like that in the past 4-5 years ago when my exx **** on me!

Kinky.

 

[CaptainComedy]

felt like that in the past 4-5 years ago when my exx **** on me!

what she didnt have a cup to do it in?

 

[Westie]

Kinky.

and thats only the start

 

[riddler]

I think that in a few years time you'll regret every word of it!

 

[Shoseki]

It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have... and receive.

Damn that is exactly what I was going to quote XD

 

[neoboy]

I wouldn't say anything just ask DJ to put "YMCA" on and start doing the dance.

There's no chance of anyone ever asking me to do a speech at a wedding.

 

[Westie]

There's no chance of anyone ever asking me to do a speech at a wedding.

one of my worst fears mate, im pretty close to a lot of my mates and when they finally pull there finger out and meet a nice woman i so hope they dont ask me to be the best man, id literally **** my pants standing up and doing a speech, know matter how much i'd drank!

as you can tell i wasnt one of those people at school that always wanted to read the book out loud in english lessons!

 

[BloodyL]

Go to bed, you are drunk.

 

[Westie]

noway! 2 days off work + ive had a **** weekend, well only sunday and saturday!

 

[BloodyL]

Rofl, not you westie!, I was on about SpeedFreak!

 

[Westie]

oh lol, i been chatting a lot of **** tonight on the forums and am pretty steaming so thought it was aimed at me, sorry bud lol

 

[BloodyL]

Cool.

 

[Feek]

For what it's worth, I thought it was a nice read and should go down well at a wedding. Ignore the pre-pubescent idiots in this thread (although to be fair, you did tell people to feel free to take the mick ).

If you're going to get it printed anywhere that anyone can see it though, lose the erroneous apostrophe in "cost's", it shouldn't be there.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I call plagiarism thats too intelligent for any of OCuK to write

 

[Schizo]

For what it's worth, I thought it was a nice read and should go down well at a wedding. Ignore the pre-pubescent idiots in this thread (although to be fair, you did tell people to feel free to take the mick ).

If you're going to get it printed anywhere that anyone can see it though, lose the erroneous apostrophe in "cost's", it shouldn't be there.

im with feek....nice read.
And as he said....there is a lot of young people on here who are probably hate the thought of getting married and spending the rest of there live's with someone.