Lets write a book

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I figured if dvdbunny can write a book - well then OcUK can write a book! I thus propose that we all write a book 1 post at a time. Here are the rules:

1. Normal forum rules (read the faq)
2. No post can be over 3 sentences long
3. no book trashing (the lead character can never fall in love with a mudkip etc)
4.your post must logically follow on from the post above
5.you may not post 'the end' until at least post 1000

With those rules in mind I shall begin:



It was a wet, cold damp and miserable bank holiday weekend in suburbia. Somewhere thousands of people were stuck in snaking rows of traffic wasting their weekend on pilgrimages to the coast, but Hiren would have none of that. Hiren was alone, in his kitchen, sipping on ice cold pea soup.
 
One thing had been bothering Hiren as of late though, and that was the presence of Avec Dino behind him through the kitchen window. He'd grown sick of the constant noise, and was debating whether or not to end it all. This day was certainly not the time to end it all however, for today held a long awaited challenge
 
One thing had been bothering Hiren as of late though, and that was that the presence of Avec Dino behind him through the kitchen window. He'd grown sick of the constant noise, and was debating whether or not to end it all

He wondered how he would do it. He stared at the knife on the kitchen worktop, and imagined the cool, sharp blade running vertically down his arm, then watching the blood run down into the palm of his hand. Suddenly...
 
He wondered how he would do it. He stared at the knife on the kitchen worktop, and imagined the cool, sharp blade running vertically down his arm, then watching the blood run down into the palm of his hand. Suddenly...

...he felt a sharp pain in the small of his back, as though he had been nuked directly from orbit. "To the internetz, he cried"!
 
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Suddenly, the phone rang, who could it be he wondered..
 
From out of nowhere, Sam83uk popped his out of the pea soup and cried "hi, ladies only, but do you think I'm attractive? and I couldnt help but notice your car, is that a bugatti veyron?", Hiren felt his blood boil
 
From out of nowhere, Sam83uk popped his out of the pea soup and cried "hi, ladies only, but do you think I'm attractive? and I couldnt help but notice your car, is that a bugatti veyron?", Hiren felt his blood boil
He walked closer...
Sam83uk turned around and saw him "Hey, what about you? Am I attractive? Be honest!"
Hiren's eyebrow raised slowly...
 
"What's that ******* noise!?" screamed his mother. Hiren turned around and then realised that for some reason, his dog had grown a third pair of legs. He didn't know what to say, but shouted a reply "..

"Hmmmm a third pair of legs, what shall I do? I know!"

Hiren turned on his PC and opened up Firefox, he began typing

"My dog has grown another pair of legs, what should I do?"

He knew the experts on OcUK would hold the key
 
"Hmmmm a third pair of legs, what shall I do? I know!"

Hiren turned on his PC and opened up Firefox, he began typing

"My dog has grown another pair of legs, what should I do?"

He knew the experts on OcUK would hold the key

He quickly signed up for registration. Several years later, the account was activated. Ah, the posting could commence!
 
Hiren was the sharing type.. He then thought it would be a good idea to turn on his pc and make a boot cd for all to share.
 
When ejecting the boot disk, he noticed something strange, he took a moment to check closely. He continued to bring it closer to his face, just then it clicked, this wasn't just a boot disk, this was SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
When ejecting the boot disk, he noticed something strange, he took a moment to check closely. He continued to bring it closer to his face, just then it clicked, this wasn't just a boot disk, this was SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Suddenly he fell - in slow motion - off his office chair...
He looked around and saw...
 
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