Is It me?

Tefal said:
"Hai, I was thinking you looked like an easy lay, so after furiously masturbating over the upskirt picture of you i took on my phone, I asked the internet what I should do. The internet people said I should ask you for your number and a drink."
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shes a semi-chav, chavvy music, jogging suits, sexy joggin suits, and jeans..no skirts
 
The best way into any lady's good books is through flattery. Let her know that although you knock the bishop's hat off whilst fantasizing about many, many girls, you pop your cookies quickest when you think of her.

This shows that you're a considerate lover.
 
shes not fat, far from it, shes perfect, absolutley perfect, if a little ****/**** from her ex-mates, but hey, shes hot, and whats life without risk? bloody boring, thats what!
 
azab350 said:
shes not fat, far from it, shes perfect, absolutley perfect, if a little ****/**** from her ex-mates, but hey, shes hot, and whats life without risk? bloody boring, thats what!
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Yeah, you are totally right! Better make sure you get that MSN next time, you wouldn't want to hide yourself away after all.
 
Jeez, if she's a bike then just get her slaughtered on some chav drink like bacardi breeza. Job done.
 
Ask her for her facebook , not msn that way you can do some Facebook stalking and get a better idea of whats shes like via pics and comments etc.
 
LOL at the replies

To the OP: Gotta just go for it, with the mentality of nothing to lose.

Good thread, would read again.
 
[FnG]magnolia;12329389 said:
Out of genuine interest, is that what young 'uns do? Has facebook become a verb in the same way Google has? I facebooked her?
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Yeah that's how it is now. "Just sooo oh my god! We have the same music tastes! Lets have sex."
 
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