Torch it? Escorts are awful. Surely there's a better way to spend your money?

Whilst I welcome the opinion, alternatives would have been nice instead of a swathe of half-arsed trollish putdowns 

. Woeful engine mind 
I can insure (sic) you that Escorts are turd.I'm limited as to what I can ensure,
The quick answer is don't buy it, it's too much money and it's not a great car.
If you are set on an Escort for some odd reason don't buy it if you are expecting the GTi badge to mean it's a hot hatch, it isn't. The Escort GTi is just a rebadged Si with exactly the same engine, suspension and brakes. It's not a complete slug, but it barely qualifies as a "warm hatch". However, according to Parkers it's a group 13 car, yet the Si is only 10.
It was the half-leather and bodykit I liked 
Care to offer an alternative?
My first car was 1.3 Mk5 and it served me well for what it was. Woeful engine mind
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I can insure (sic) you that Escorts are turd.
I would say get the M word instead, but I'll get castrated by the 'deo haters.
Why is a mondeo better?
It would be easier to explain why the escort is worse!
The mondeo is a better car in every conceivable way, more comfortable, better equipped, better built, better value for money, just better. For your same £1400, you'd get full leather (electric and heated most likely), climate control, cruise control, electric everything, etc etc etc.
Yes, you'll end up with a 2.0 4-pot, and a larger car, but they aren't any more to insure (generally) than smaller engined small hatches, simply because less young people wrap them into lamposts.
How does it drive comparibly, and what's fuel consumption like?
I'd be concerned about a 2ltr slurping away my fundsHow does it drive comparibly?
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[TW]Fox;12447920 said:I'm away for the weekend so no time for epic posts of factual win unfortunately. Not until tommorrow.
