The Young ones Quote thread

easyrider · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:25

I'll start,

"Hands up who likes me?"

CliffyBiro · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:26

Mike: What's two foot long with a big round head?

Helen: Don't know.

Mike: No, nor do I, but I keep finding it in my cornflakes...

easyrider · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:30

"Cor that just looked like a negative reality inversion."

GarethDW · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:30

Bambi: So, your starter for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came to...

Announcer: Scumbag, Neil.

Neil: Uh...Can I go to the toilet please?

Bambi: No, I'm sorry, you're barking up the wrong tree there. 5 point penalty to Scumbag, full question to Footlights, no conferring. ...He came to represent the modal cathodic slipwit of the...

Announcer: Footlights, Monty.

Lord Monty: Alright, now, eh, wasn't it, wasn't it Monk d'Wally d'Honque?

Bambi: Yes, well, you're almost there, can you give me any more?

Lord Monty: Certainly, will fifty pound do?

Bambi: Absolutely spot on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you.

Yay for YouTube

Tom0 · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:34

TV Lisence guy: "So, you thought you'd eat the telly before I could nick ya?"

Vivian: "No, its a toaster."

Tefal · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:35

Where'd you come from?

You'd have to ask my parents they wouldn't tell me.

easyrider · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:40

Neil, the bathrooms free unlike Britain under the thatcherright junter

shauncr91 · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:40

What's that banging upstairs?

Probably Rick doing a bit of reading.

Wicksta · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:40

Don't look at me, I'm irrelevant.

CrapshoT · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:41

May the seed of your loin be embedded in the belly of your womaaan !
Boomshanka
Hey guy's it's the piigs!

easyrider · 15 Sep 2008 at 23:43

Charlie tango tea kettle BBQ

Paul11 · 16 Sep 2008 at 00:19

rick: neal must you have the light on while your in the bath.

neal: errr. yeh.

rick: why, what are you planning to do , photosynthisize or something...

marlos · 16 Sep 2008 at 00:27

OH wow man the beans.

~J~ · 16 Sep 2008 at 00:40

Vyvyan: So Neil you may feel a bit of a *****
Neil: So what's new?

Akira · 16 Sep 2008 at 01:00

easyrider said:
Neil, the bathrooms free unlike Britain under the thatcherright junter

That'll be the Thatcherite Junta.

/neil

Hedge · 16 Sep 2008 at 01:23

young ones rocks

Hedge · 16 Sep 2008 at 01:25

oops i mean.

Could you ever love a cripple.

No. i dont think so

Grandmaster Fap! · 16 Sep 2008 at 01:31

Vyvyan: I must be hallucinating. What's a good thing for a hangover?

Mike: Drinking heavily the night before.

Hedge · 16 Sep 2008 at 01:34

i dunno what episode name is. but i like one where they go to the laundrette and all the machines close their doors cos the laundry is so minging. then vivian comes up with a great plan

some of felicity kendals underwear that needs a REALLY Good wash!

Kreeeee · 16 Sep 2008 at 01:37

Thanks a lot, I've just spent more money I don't have on the box set now :rolleyes: