The Young ones Quote thread

[Hedge]

well you probably got it cheap, and its worth it for the A bomb infront of the fridge anyway

 

[Phate]

Vivian "oh!!! **** off!"
Woman "that's no way to talk to your mum!"
Vivian "ok then...**** off mum"
Woman "much better!"

 

[Paul11]

heavy heavy heavy

 

[ruffneck]

Neil 'I just looked at it and it blew up man'

 

[Mat]

Neil: We sow the seed, nature gro-ows the seed... and we eat the seed...

Girl's answer from University Challenge: Daddy's got a Porsche! *snort*

 

[Snakedoctor]

Vivien's head "You took your time you *******" to his stump when his head was knocked off looking out a train window.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Crop rotation in the 16th century was considerably more ...

 

[Belmit]

Crop rotation in the 16th century was considerably more ...

Haha!

"Crop rotation in the 14th century was considerably more widespread after... John?"

 

[PureAppleJuice]

I'm not really foreign you know, I just do it because I sound more sophisticated. No one would buy Kicker boots if they knew they were made in Scunthorpe.

Solzhenitsyn.. Solzhenitsyn?! I formed pipe welder from Harrogate!

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Crop rotation in the 16th century was considerably more ...

Ahh spot on.. an absolut classic scene which was undermined by the next (Viv sticking his head out of the train window) but the scene with Niel and Rik was comedy goodness.. Had me in stitches and still does..

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Ah, I got the century wrong Still, haven't seen in in 20-odd years, heh.

 

[WillyNelson]

Someone, possibly Rick: "Amazulu."
The hamster: "Yea, well I'm a Glaswegian"

 

[Norbert666]

In a graveyard

Passer by: Excuse me, do you dig graves?

Neil: Er yeah, they're alright.

Classic!

 

[Bubo]

Rik: Haha! Missed BOTH my legs!


Neil: Come one guys, like the sooner we start, the sooner we'll finish.
Rik:Ha! They said that about...erm...something that took a long time to finish. Didn't they!


Vivian: DO NOT LEAN OUT OF THE WINDOW. I wonder why....



Rik: Ooooh! Have we got a video?



Rik: I think you did it on purpose! I think you did it on purpose because you know I've got a runny bottom.



Rik: How about a game of Botticelli? Where you have to guess the identity of the famous person.
Vivian: How a game of Jellybotty, where you have to eat eighteen curries?

 

[Bubo]

Ah, I got the century wrong Still, haven't seen in in 20-odd years, heh.

You missed an opportunity to say "Oh yes!! I knew it, I bloody knew it!" there.

 

[Cuchulain]

"Ooooohh noooooo Steve Hillage!"

 

[Paradiso]

"The world biggest bottom burp"
"Rick, Britain"

 

[Rybo89]

TV Lisence guy: "So, you thought you'd eat the telly before I could nick ya?"

Vivian: "No, its a toaster."

lol always makes me laugh that bit

*goes to find young ones's box set*

 

[Admiral Huddy]

"The world biggest bottom burp"
"Rick, Britain"

from the same scene as above

Daily Mirror book of Facts!!!

 

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