Spec me a way to leave my job

Talk to your boss in his office, then suddenly stop speaking and pretend you can hear something. Then rip your shirt open with your hands whilst running and diving out of his window Superman style.

Thats how I would do it, and he will also have great repect for you.
 
Or pretend to come out of the closet and do this:

"Talk to your boss in his office, then suddenly stop speaking and pretend you can hear something. Then rip your shirt open with your hands and say KISS ME BIG BOY" lmao
 
Sleep with your boss's wife/daughter/both, photograph it and leave the pics in the coffee area at work.
 
First of all grow a backbone.
Secondly, find another job more fulfilling
Thirdly leave the first job
and lastly Tell your mother to mind her own ****ing business. :D
 
go in to him and say "I have a present for you" then pull your fist out of your pocket and say "look its a fist and you can use it again (wack) and again (wack) etc
or tell him "The voices in my head keep telling me to kill"
 
just tell him what youve told us

then it will become clear wether he really does want you working there or not

if he doesnt care then come back and ask for hellish ways to quit
 
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