What happens when you microwave a cup of milk with a spoon in it...

[M0T]

Our microwave manual says to heat liquids with a metal spoon in so they don't flash boil when you take them out.

 

[yhack]

The rocks are cursed and they broke your microwave, this is why you've had so many broken microwaves!

 

[aslco]

Microwaves are odd, they only heat stuff with liquid stupid microwaves. we should use radiowaves to cook.

 

[Tefal]

Microwaves are odd, they only heat stuff with water stupid microwaves. we should use radiowaves to cook.

 

[SlyReaper]

Of all the things you can kill a microwave with, you choose the most boring. Next time, try a grape cut almost in half, with the halves joined with a tiny bit of grape skin. Or a CD/DVD - they're fairly impressive. Of course, the big daddy of microwave murders would have to be a firework or twelve (or generic explosive material) with a 5p coin placed near the fuse.

Not to be tried indoors.

 

[aslco]

W/e im currently doing excel work, you don't know how mind pooping it is.

 

[dowie]

on a related topic - if you stick a lightbulb in a cup of milk and stick it in the microwave it will turn on

 

[Kristoph]

Of all the things you can kill a microwave with, you choose the most boring. Next time, try a grape cut almost in half, with the halves joined with a tiny bit of grape skin. Or a CD/DVD - they're fairly impressive. Of course, the big daddy of microwave murders would have to be a firework or twelve (or generic explosive material) with a 5p coin placed near the fuse.

Not to be tried indoors.

I'm intrigued about the grape.

 

[G-MAN2004]

I always leave the spoon in my dish when microwaving Ready Brek. Never had any problems.

 

[Neoni]

Lol i thought it was common sense not to put metal in a microwave?

 

[Reality|Bites]

is the spoon hot when you take it out?

 

[Kristoph]

Hmm did someone say 'tard?

Tried to make warm milk to help me sleep - *Check*
and left the spoon in the cup - *Check*

Now the microwave won't heat anything, have I killed it? *Check*

I set it for 1min 30secs, and walked away to the toilet. Came back to a nasty smell of sparks. *Check* Funny that isn't it?

The third one I've murdered in about 6 months! *Check*

Yep, we have a class A specimen of pure breed retard right here people.

Only joking...

Don't worry though, ASDA are so used to people returning products they've broken themselves they'll give you your 4th to break without question.

 

[mattyprice4004]

The bowl of rocks are nothing on some of the weird stuff that's in this house!

Tell you what, tell me what to write and I'll leave a note in the bowl of rocks for my Mum to see, I'll take pics to prove it and everything.

Go nuts!

 

[Freakitchen]

I'm intrigued about the grape.

+1

 

[Kristoph]

+1

I'm stealing a neighbours wifi so it won't buffer, but here's a vid that seems to answer both of our questions.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW0EVPpYEQ4


Tell me if its interesting

 

[Freakitchen]

Heh, yep, said grape appears to violently explode. Still clueless as to why though, maybe it's obvious and we're missing something / a bit thick

EDIT: Oh christ, I wish I hadn't googled now. There are many things I'd rather do than read this...

http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/1997-12/882909591.Ph.r.html

 

[mattyprice4004]

You all have the power to say whatever you want to my Mum and you say nothing?

OcUK, don't dissapoint me! Cheer the woman up

 

[Zefan]

"Mum,

I'm sorry about what happened last night. I know it was wrong but I hoped we'd reached a similar level and were ready to take it a step further. I'll make it up to you, I promise."

You did say anything.

 

[mattyprice4004]

"Mum,

I'm sorry about what happened last night. I know it was wrong but I hoped we'd reached a similar level and were ready to take it a step further. I'll make it up to you, I promise."

You did say anything.

As a goodbye salute to you my sir, thy shall be done.

Oh dear God, this is a bad idea.

*waits for Tefal's idea*

 

[mattyprice4004]

My God I'm so dead tomorrow.