GREAT! As promised, just 3 drops in her drink and she was mine for the night A+
DEEEEELICIOUS GELATO!! who ever knew that "pencil" could be a flavor. A+
HOLY CRAP! as promised, weapons-grade uranium,discreetly packaged and labeled! A+

GREAT! As promised, just 3 drops in her drink and she was mine for the night A+
DEEEEELICIOUS GELATO!! who ever knew that "pencil" could be a flavor. A+
HOLY CRAP! as promised, weapons-grade uranium,discreetly packaged and labeled! A+
the leg braces work GREAT—I wear then to work so no one has the guts to fire me
Good News! the puppy arrived ALIVE this time! Guess 9 times a charm!A++
The Jewelry box you sold me is HAUNTED! Opens & slams shut ALL NIGHT LONG!
Box you sent was FULL of BEES—little Timmy spent his 8th B-day in the hospital!
I've buried her up to her neck and started the lawnmower. Will send video ASAP!
Follow-up: VIDEO on the WAY! HILARIOUS! PS-how do you get blood splatter out of clothing?
Now that I have CARBON CREDITS, I don't feel as bad when I beat my wife! A+
CONFUSED— the ouija board says I should poison my wife, the 8-BALL says to wait.
"Postage Was Slower Then Dick Turpin On A Donkey"