AQA: All Questions Answered

"Whats will happen if I cross breed a platypus, a terradactyl (after i have created one from DNA) and a hound of darkness, Will it be the ultimate killing machine?"

I currently and eagerly await their result.

NB: I have done research, and yes, this would be the ultimate killing machine for OBVIOUS reasons. He will be called Billy. lets hope they get it right.

- Pea0n
 
who made god...where did he come from









oh .....and if someone did create god then god clearly isnt creator of all.
 
Emergency Update:

Reply: " A crossbred platypus, terradactyl and hound of darkness would be the ultimate killing machine. Use a cute cat to give victims a momentary sense of comfort."

This thing reads my mind and gives it ideas.... 10/10

- Pea0n
 
I asked a question regarding cycling and if I am average I asked:

If I am cycling at 18-19mph over 40 miles is the above average?

They replied:

Riding at 18-19mph is above the average speed of cyclists which is 15mph, The Tour de France covers 2,178 miles and the top riders average is 25mph.

Wonder if they are right?
 
Why hello there. How young can you die of old age?

About 1 minute later...

AQA: The youngest age you can be to simply die of old age is generally considered to be 75. It's by this age that changes in each of the 5 senses occur.

:)
 
I asked them: "How do i shot web?"

REPLY: "You "shot web" by posting an image of yourself in a SpiderMan costume (mock-up) with a humorous comment on an imageboard. See 4chan."

:D
 
I stumped them just the other day! It was a question about some obscure software we use at work that we were having probems with. It took them hours to reply and they said "we are sorry, we cannot find the answer to your question" Waste of a pound :(

EDIT - I have previously asked them ridiculous questions however and they have always came up with the answer so im not bad mouthing them or anything
 
Anyone else decided to apply for a job there? Apparently they pay 30p per answer... thinking if I do say, 20 a day that's an extra £42 a week...
 
I asked

"If the world was Flat, would Dinosaurs have existed?"

Answer:

"If the world was flat, dinosaurs would never have existed, because the earth would be unable to hold an atmosphere or magnetic field, making it barren"

Not bad tbh.
 
I used to work for them, interesting work but 30p per question you answer isn't a great deal considering the effort.
 
lakitu said:
I used to work for them, interesting work but 30p per question you answer isn't a great deal considering the effort.
Click to expand...

Is there any requirements to how many you do per day or the like? Is it really a great deal of effort to just search the info for a question quickly?
 
"Toast falls butter side down. A cat falls on his feet. If you butter a cat's back and drop him will he float?"

"Naturally the cat would hover. You have discovered the principle of anti-mavity. AQA does not know why the benefits of this have not yet been exploited."
 
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