omg ever found a spider in the bath!

Converge · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:12

That set of pictures makes me want to curl up into a ball in a corner and cry... LOTS.

Tibbs · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:12

So I clicked on this thread to post about a time when I was in a bath and a spider crawled in and when the thread opens I nearly **** myself.
A huge phobia of mine. I suppose it is JUST a photo but I seem to turn back into a little child.

CLAWS · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:12

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Come on now It's not as if we're being invaded by Daleks!

He's right you know.

It's much worse than daleks :eek:

Father Ted · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:30

Skyfall said:
*hides behind sofa*

I wouldn't if I were you. I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's a Greater Madgascan Sofa Eating Spider.

jimblowscash · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:34

CLAWS said:
He's right you know.

It's much worse than daleks

darleks dont have 8 legs and you can loose them by running down stairs... that thing will creep in during the night, and will ninja you and the dog for fun
....

The Dread Pirate · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:38

jimblowscash said:
darleks dont have 8 legs and you can loose them by running down stairs

You could once however they've now overcome their ineptitude with stairs plus you can't crush Daleks underfoot

Cosimo · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:38

Father Ted said:
I wouldn't if I were you. I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's a Greater Madgascan Sofa Eating Spider.

Correct. .

It likes flesh, when it has finished with the flesh it will have a go at the bone marrow. Can be kept as a pet if fed ice cream every four hours.

Killa_ken · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:39

HOLY ****.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A MODEL!!!!111 WTF WTF WHERE DOES IT LIVE, IF IT IS IN THE AMERICAN CONTINENT I AM MOVING TO ALASKA.

Raikiri · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:39

That looks like an orb weaver but about 3x the size it shuold be.

Spiders don't bother me but that thing looks evil, in a good way

Mat · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:40

Killa_ken said:
HOLY ****.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A MODEL!!!!111 WTF WTF WHERE DOES IT LIVE, IF IT IS IN THE AMERICAN CONTINENT I AM MOVING TO ALASKA.

"First discovered in the backyards of Atlanta"*

*Citation needed

DampCat · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:41

I'm not scared of spiders. I'll pick them up and throw them outside.

I am, however, scared of THAT spider. Honestly, if you walked into that in your garden or on holiday, i dont care who you are, you'd at least think about pooing yourself.

pitchfork · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:47

Those bird eaters are awesome, I go offered one, my missus wouldn't have it though.

Mat · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:47

pitchfork said:
Those bird eaters are awesome, I go offered one, my missus wouldn't have it though.

Maybe she misunderstood the term "bird eating" fna fna

Curio · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:55

I demand a 3-way battle:

This spider

v

Clock Spider

v

Camel Spider

In a fight to the death!

Match referee: Corp Hicks

The Dread Pirate · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:56

Curio said:
I demand a 3-way battle:

This spider

v

Clock Spider

v

Camel Spider

In a fight to the death!

Match referee: Corp Hicks

Throw in the super slug & a Dalek also

Cosimo · 20 Oct 2008 at 13:58

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Throw in the super slug & a Dalek also

Don't forget the Greater Madgascan Sofa Eating Spider.

gillywibble · 20 Oct 2008 at 14:08

Holy mother of Behelzebub :eek:

The Dread Pirate · 20 Oct 2008 at 14:10

gillywibble said:
Holy mother of Behelzebub

Beelzebub

gillywibble · 20 Oct 2008 at 14:19

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Beelzebub

And him

Kerplunk · 20 Oct 2008 at 14:27

Thats Spider porn, right there