JOKE

[emmjaybee]

If we are all gods children, why was Jesus so special?

 

[Cr0fty]

FLOP.

 

[div0]

*tumbleweed*

 

[JIM_BOB7813]

claimed?

 

[emmjaybee]

sorry first go, how about this one then.

Walking through a grave yard the other day and I saw this bloke standing behind a gravestone with his head bowed. I said "morning" to which he replied "No I'm having a wee"

 

[Dj_Jestar]

er..

 

[ICEx21]

I'll get your coat

 

[antijoke]

emmjaybee <---- Joke.

 

[jackthezipper]

that was a joke?

 

[shauncr91]

Both of those jokes I've seen on DVD's from Jimmy Carr/Bill Bailey. Please at least don't post jokes nearly all people have heard =\

 

[Archy]

/facepalm

 

[Cosimo]

I'll get your coat

and I will open the door.

 

[Mat]

Fail... using all three hands!

 

[Knubje]

Someone post the picture of the outhouse and the tumbleweed so I can quote them.

 

[Red and White]

i dunno, why If we are all gods children, why was Jesus so special?

.......waits for punchline to be posted......

 

[emmjaybee]

ok my last attempt before i commit suicide.

A bloke says to his wife "what would you do if i won the lottery?"

She replied "i'd take half and leave you"

To which the husband says "great, I've won a tenner so here's a fiver and clear off"

 

[Maccy]

 

[uv]

still waiting for the promised joke :/

 

[Red and White]

ok my last attempt before i commit suicide.

A bloke says to his wife "what would you do if i won the lottery?"

She replied "i'd take half and leave you"

To which the husband says "great, I've won a tenner so here's a fiver and clear off"

LOL

 

[div0]

ok my last attempt before i commit suicide.

was nice knowing you.....