JOKE

Three chinese men named Bu, Chu and Fu moved to the USA. They needed new names so they could fit in better. Bu became Buck, Chu became Chuck and Fu went back to China.
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izzy eckerslike said:
Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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KNiVES said:
How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Double LOL :D
 
This thread seams to be all about bad jokes, so here is mine...

Three guys star t anew job together, irshman, scotsman and a chinaman,
The Irishman is put in charge of deliveries,
The Scotsman is put in charge of orders,
The Chinaman is put in charge of supplies...

After a few hours the manager comes around to check on their progress...

Irishman is on top of the deliveries and all is well.
Scotsman is on top of Orders and all is well.

But he can't find the Chinaman for ages....

Eventually he is passing back throught the warehouse when suddenly the Chinaman jumps out and shouts....








...SUPPLIES!!!

;)

Sorry, could not resist!
 
A Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer travelling by train through Provence. The train enters a tunnel and the lights go out. Then came a kissing noise followed by the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train exited the tunnel, Claudia and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman was holding his cheek. The Frenchman thought 'That Englishman must have tried to kiss Claudia and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia was thinking: 'The Frenchman must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Englishman was thinking: 'Great! The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French ****** again.'
 
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